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Light hearted embarrassing IE moments

As much as I love a good ‘Letter to Sara’ most of them are just so heavy! Could we possibly share moments of hilarity or cringeworthy ie events for a laugh? Possibly so wanting that we possibly couldn’t share with anyone else? Let me get the bell rolling. Pardon the pun.

As a vegan ie-er i am partial to a legume or two, as well as a bit of bum fun. Once, after aforementioned fun, I found a perfectly formed lentil (from previous nights dinner) nestled into long term ie’s pubes! 

Another occasion, while dressed impress, I stepped backward and left a perfectly round stiletto heel brand in the top of his foot. 

I’d love to hear from other with their accidental, or otherwise, ie incidents that they couldn’t share with anyone else. 


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Comments (19)

Zyphod - 29 Jan, 2019 - 04:57PM

Went for a drive with an IE in the country.
Drove into a field for a “bit of fun” with all the passion we must have hit the headlight switch which then promptly drained the battery. Because it was a muddy field we could not jump start the car. So had to flag somebody down to tow us out.

amber57 - 16 Jan, 2019 - 10:35AM

like years back , i had a date going for a coffee in a pub-Restaurant, the person i met, was not as he looked in his profile,also was tall and slim but nice and polite, we soon started talking in all direction,
till,we got interupted by his phone he excused himself and went outside, when he came back he was shaking and told me his brother was involved in a accident , and apoligised to let me sit there as he needs to go ,
i completly understood and told him its fine by me hope is brother is not to seriously hurt.
Soon we been out the door he started shouting at me with the most vile words , till the landlord came out and ask him to leave.
i, was pretty shaken up.
was glad also the landlord intervened god knows what would have happend,
never dated after this for a while.

1287884-Deleted - 14 Jan, 2019 - 03:45PM

Sitting in a Wetherspoons on a first meet to turn round and find my mum standing next to me.

I know, the shame of it. A ruddy Wetherspoons!

True story.

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1283374-Deleted - 12 Jan, 2019 - 02:35PM

When you chat with someone then arrange to meet and she doesn't turn-up, then doesn't return your messages on the site then does the same thing when you come back several years later ... what a chuckle I had to myself!

Anassuming - 11 Jan, 2019 - 04:13PM

Eeeeew at the lentil

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BrigitVinter - 02 Jan, 2019 - 11:47PM

Nose bleed while pleasuring me and neither of us realised until we saw the blood-soaked sheets!

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Ms_Chablis2012 - 06 Dec, 2018 - 03:11PM

That is actually quite gross ..... 😩

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1277969-Deleted - 25 Nov, 2018 - 09:38PM

I had a date in a coffee shop. I had seen a picture of my date and we had spent some time chatting on IE. I got to the cafe first and took a seat by the door. There were 4 seats around a table. As I sat down to get comfortable I received a message to say he was here and coming in. I wasn't feeling particularly nervous. I gentleman came over to me and requested if he and his wife could sit with me, while his partner was getting a coffee. He looked very fimilar to my date and I thought he was playing a game with me, let role play! So I smiled at him and called him a twat and stop messing about, the man obviously very confused said he was sorry and that he just wNted to sit down. I then asked him if he was in to role play as my date walked through the door 😳

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Hattie 50 - 25 Nov, 2018 - 07:45AM

That’s put me off using them in my casseroles. I’ll have to go back to chickpeas now. 🤣

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1276426-Deleted - 17 Nov, 2018 - 12:04AM

Best laugh i have had in a while

Eloquent pleasures2012 - 13 Nov, 2018 - 08:32PM

I like to think I am open-minded and not remotely prudish. But you found a bit of undigested faeces in your IE's pubes?? Ewwww!

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E. Edward Grey - 11 Nov, 2018 - 02:45PM

After spending most of the day with my IE we left to go for dinner at a very nice restaurant at the top of one of London's tall buildings. As my profile will tell you I am into a little dom/sub behaviour.

We arrived at the building where reception checked our reservation and then directed us to head around the corner for the lifts. What we didn't realise at that point was that they had airport style security with a scanner for all bags. Rather than backing out I decided we had to go ahead and thus the security staff must have had a pretty amusing view of the contents of my IE's bag - handcuffs, paddles, ropes, a variety of vibrators etc etc!

My IE was mortified but after a large G&T or two began to see the funny side of it. Thankfully you take a different route coming out of the building that doesn't involve you going past the security area!

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1273309-Deleted - 11 Nov, 2018 - 12:13PM

A lentil, nestled in your IE's pubic hair?
If ever there was a case of trimming, shaving etc. this is it.
I'm off to buy a new razor!

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1243009-Deleted - 10 Nov, 2018 - 12:06PM

I tend to use a lot of hand gestures and once I was having a coffee meet with a potential IE and accidentally whacked the full coffee cup off the table, covering the whole table, the floor and of course him in Costa's finest! Oh and broken pieces everywhere. Thankfully, the place was quite empty and there was no one near us. I found it very embarrassing even though he was very nice about it and yes, he did become my IE and we were able to laugh about it.

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1118221-Deleted - 09 Nov, 2018 - 02:44PM

Most embarrassing moment?

As anyone who has read my profile knows, I'm no longer as flexible as I used to be.
My most embarrassing moment occurred when I had to ask my IE partner:
a) to find my right leg
b) to put it in such a position so that I could proceed with dignity to the loo.

Oh what Larks!

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1268231-Deleted - 09 Nov, 2018 - 01:23PM

Is it just me? I don't see the link between being vegan and anal sex.

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1274565-Deleted - 08 Nov, 2018 - 10:52PM

Dear member
I totally agree with you regarding the seriousness of some of the letters but in a way this is what make them rather entertaining.

I am afraid I didn't have any incidents or accidents only incidents of a great pleasure. I found the majority of men here are great especially the mature ones. And my fantasies became real. I hope this is not too heavy comment.

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1105479-Deleted - 08 Nov, 2018 - 10:28PM

Oh gosh I have a cringer that I couldn’t tell another soul... on so many levels!

Former IE and I were together for a very very long time, to point that I accommodated. He was partial to a bit of ‘special’ lingerie and I found it helped me to get my IE head on so I was happy to invest in a few pieces.

Expecting him one day, I texted ahead to say ‘come in the back door’ (yes I know, Ooh err matron) heard door, and tottered downstairs in my finery only to realised that it was my 18 yo son returned expectedly to pick up his college homework!!

I’ve never moved as quickly. Hid in the downstairs loo til son disappeared while frantically texting IE. No cover blown but wow was it was difficult to get in the mood that day... and now I think of it, ever again. We broke up not long after!

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