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Wildest excuses you’ve told to avoid getting caught…

I’ve had my fair share of nerve-wracking moments over the years when I’ve had to think on my feet to keep my affair under wraps, and it got me thinking… I can’t be the only one, right? What’s the most creative excuse you’ve used, or the closest call you’ve had, to keep your secret safe? For me, I once had to fake a car breakdown to explain why I was “running late” coming home. Nearly got caught, but it worked! :sweat_smile:

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Elan3000 - 06 Jul, 2025 - 01:57PM

Wish I could contribute to with a crazy story, but I'm new to this so just taking the great excuse ideas!


87athleticbrown7size - 06 Jul, 2025 - 11:30AM

Forgot to add excuse for midnight car trip to parents. A friend had an accident and I had to help with car at midnight.


87athleticbrown7size - 06 Jul, 2025 - 10:31AM

10 years back when my gf came to my house while parents were out for 2 days trip.
At midnight they parked their car and I almost had a heart attack .
I pushed her down the bed and opened the door. As soon as they went to their bedroom and slept I got her out and rushed out the car. Damn crazy night.


Clickable Connection - 15 Jan, 2025 - 05:11PM

Eclipse17 - 14 Jan, 2025 - 03:26PM

I spat my coffee out reading that 😂😂


DiscoBobulate - 14 Jan, 2025 - 11:54PM

So we close at 12. Shame there wasn’t a single person who wants to talk.


DiscoBobulate - 14 Jan, 2025 - 11:51PM

Shall I get my coat? Sorry, I may have approached this site with too many questions and ideas. I am in love with my married partner, but I am very aware that we both have a connection to each other, that neither of us understand and find so difficult to fathom, let alone control. X


DiscoBobulate - 14 Jan, 2025 - 11:14PM

Harsh. I thought the mature approach from the other party was a breath of fresh air in this modern world of sociopathic attention grabbers. They showed a human understanding of their friends need to find a meaningful connection with someone.


MagicMouse321 - 14 Jan, 2025 - 10:50PM

If you need an excuse, you’re obviously not doing it right.

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DiscoBobulate - 14 Jan, 2025 - 10:39PM

We had spent two nights in a hotel. When Sunday morning arrived we decided to get some air and walk around a market. Ironically, we felt the need to hold hands for a moment. Before we knew it, we were face to face with my lovers husbands best friend and his wife. Although it ruined our day, she was later contacted by them. In a lovely, mature gesture they said that, what they saw was none of their business. My partner and her husband live completely separate lives.


Tain145 - 14 Jan, 2025 - 08:54PM

Keep Going Guys I Am Taking Notes !

So Far So Good Never Been Caught x

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