Forget the Match Odds — Here Are the Odds He Falls Asleep on the Sofa (4/6) and Actually Talks to You (50/1) During the England Game

* Ahead of England’s knockout tie, IllicitEncounters.com has priced up the night’s real domestic outcomes as a bookmaker-style ‘Affair Odds Board’
* Based on a poll of 2,000 married women, the odds-on favourite of any England night is him asleep on the sofa by 10pm (4/6)
* The rank outsider of the night: an actual, undivided conversation with you, a 50/1 shot
* Win or lose, the site’s data shows the same pattern — which is why messaging from women spikes after every England result, whatever the score

The Odds Board Nobody Else Is Publishing

England play DR Congo tomorrow evening for a place in the World Cup’s last 16. The bookmakers have priced up the football. IllicitEncounters.com, the UK’s largest extramarital dating site, has priced up everything else — the things that actually play out in the living room while the match is on.

Drawing on a poll of 2,000 married women, the site has published an ‘Affair Odds Board’: a tongue-in-cheek but data-backed run-down of how an England night really unfolds at home. The odds-on favourite of the entire evening isn’t a goal or a red card — it’s him asleep on the sofa by 10pm, a 4/6 banker.

Why the Joke Is Only Half a Joke

It is, the site insists, only half a joke. The same poll found that for a large minority of women a big match night ends in feeling completely ignored — and IE’s own platform data shows messaging from female members rising sharply after every England result, win or lose. The Odds Board simply puts numbers on the thing those women say they feel: that on a match night, they are the longest shot in the house.

One female member who took part in the poll, Rachel*, 41, said ‘If you’d offered me odds on him noticing I’d gone up to bed on the night of the Ghana match, I’d have taken anything. He surfaced about midnight, and asked where his dinner was. I’d eaten mine alone three hours earlier. An actual conversation? You’d get longer than 50/1 in our house.”

Expert Comment from IllicitEncounters.com

Commenting on the ‘Affair Odds Board’, sex and relationships expert at IllicitEncounters.com said, “We did this with a smile, but every line on that board came out of what our members actually tell us. The favourite is always the same — he’s asleep, or he’s in the group chat, or he’s watching the same goal for the tenth time — and the 50/1 outsider is always the partner getting any real attention. 

Football isn’t the problem; being treated like furniture for the evening is. That’s why our messaging goes up whatever the score. The match has two results. So does the night at home — and the one in the living room is the one nobody prices up.”

* Name has been changed to protect identify

Further Reading

“I’ve planned 200 weddings – and watched four marraiges end before the speeches”: The wedding planner having her own four-year affair

A professional wedding planner with fourteen years’ experience reveals the infidelity she sees behind the scenes on her clients’ big days — and the four-year affair of her own that began in the back room of a venue while her client read her vows in the next room. As Britain enters peak wedding season, she is one of a growing number of married women who say the fairy-tale industry sells a story they no longer believe.

* A professional wedding planner with fourteen years’ experience describes the affairs, infidelity and quiet heartbreak she witnesses behind the scenes at her clients’ weddings.

* Sarah, 41, says she has watched four marriages reach the point of no return before the speeches were even read — and has spent the last four years conducting an affair of her own, which began at a wedding she was coordinating.

* The planner says her marriage had been “empty for years” before she joined a married dating site in 2021. She has no plans to leave her husband, and no plans to leave the partner she has now been seeing for two years.

She has sourced flowers for 200 brides, calmed 200 panicking grooms, and cried at more first dances than she can count. She has also watched four marriages reach the point of no return before the speeches were read — and has spent the last four years conducting her own affair, one that began in the back room of a wedding venue while her client said her vows in the next room.

Sarah, 41, has worked as a wedding planner for fourteen years. She joined IllicitEncounters.com, the UK’s largest dating site for married people, in 2021.

What the Guests Don’t See

“People assume weddings are the most romantic environment imaginable,” she says. “And sometimes they are. But I see what the guests don’t. I see the groom disappear with a bridesmaid for twenty minutes during the drinks reception. I see the mother of the bride crying in the loos — and not happy tears. I see the best man who can barely look at the bride. After enough weddings, you stop being surprised.”

Sarah’s own affair began at a wedding she was coordinating in the Cotswolds. The best man — a friend of the groom — sought her out during the reception on the pretext of a seating problem. They swapped numbers. Three weeks later they met for dinner. He was married. So was she.

“I know how it sounds. I spend my working life helping people celebrate their commitment to each other, and in my own life I was — and still am — doing the opposite. But my marriage had been empty for years before I joined Illicit Encounters. The job doesn’t cure you of romance. It just shows you how rarely the fairy tale survives contact with reality.”

“I’ve Handed Out the Confetti Knowing the Marriage Was Already Over”

The four marriages she watched fail did not collapse in a dramatic scene. They ended quietly, in a way only someone working the room would catch. “It’s never a confrontation. It’s a look. A phone left unlocked on a table. A conversation overheard in a corridor. The celebration carries on, because nobody knows what else to do — but I’ve handed out the confetti knowing the marriage was already over in everything but name. By the time the speeches were read, two people in that room knew it and the other hundred didn’t.”

She is clear-eyed about the contradiction in her position. “My clients hire me to make their day perfect, and I give everything to that. What I do in my own life is separate. I don’t think being on Illicit Encounters makes me a hypocrite, any more than a marriage counsellor whose own marriage has failed is a hypocrite. You can believe in something completely and still know how complicated it is to live.”

Sarah has been with her partner for just over two years. She has no plans to leave her husband, and no plans to leave the site. “I’ve seen the alternative up close. I’ve watched people blow up their whole lives for someone they met at a wedding and be divorced inside three years. What I have works. It isn’t conventional — but then nothing I’ve seen in this industry is.”

Why Wedding Season Drives a Surge in Sign-Ups

Sarah is not unusual among IllicitEncounters.com’s female members. The site reports that registrations from women rise consistently across the British wedding season, which runs from May to September and peaks in the high-summer weeks now under way. Among female members surveyed by IE, a significant share say a wedding — their own, or one they attended — was the moment they first confronted the gap between the relationship they were celebrating and the one they were actually living.

Jessica Leoni, sex and relationships expert and IllicitEncounters.com spokesperson, said, “Sarah’s story is unusual in its detail but not in its shape. Weddings are the most concentrated dose of romantic expectation in British life, and that is exactly why they so often surface the truth about a marriage rather than hide it. We see the same pattern in our sign-up data every summer: weddings don’t make unhappy people happy, they make unhappy people aware. What’s striking about Sarah is her honesty about the contradiction. She doesn’t claim to be a victim and she doesn’t pretend to be proud. She’s describing something a great many married women recognise but very few will say out loud.”

Further Reading

UK’s Sexiest Politicians For 2026 Revealed

* Richard Tice and Kemi Badenoch are officially the UK’s sexiest politicians for 2026
* Reform UK’s Deputy Leader dethrones Nigel Farage, who drops to second after two consecutive wins
* Reform UK has overtaken Labour to become the sexiest party (38%), followed by the Conservatives (31%), and Labour (22%).
* The results come from an annual survey of members on IllicitEncounters.com, the UK’s leading dating website for married people

There’s a new king in Westminster – and he’s been causing trouble in all the right ways.

Richard Tice Dethrones Farage at the Top

Richard Tice has been crowned the UK’s sexiest male politician, claiming 23% of the vote in IllicitEncounters.com’s annual Sexiest Politicians poll. The Reform UK Deputy Leader and self-made multimillionaire – has dethroned his own boss, with Farage slipping to second place on 22% after two consecutive years at the top. 

The biggest surprise on the male list is Conservative Chris Philp storming into third place with 14%. Labour MP Alex Ballinger lands in fourth place (10%), while Liberal Democrat Bobby Dean makes a debut new entry at fifth (8%).

Perhaps most strikingly, Prime Minister Keir Starmer’s ratings were so low this year, he was absorbed into the ‘Other’ category – a brutal result for a sitting Prime Minister.

Kemi Badenoch Tops the Female List for the First Time

Among female politicians, Kemi Badenoch storms to the top for the first time, claiming a whopping 24% of the vote. She is joined by a strong Conservative showing, with Katie Lam making a striking debut in second place (16%) – displacing last year’s winner Angela Rayner, who drops out of the top ten entirely. Reform’s Suella Braverman makes a striking entry at third (14%), whilst Sarah Pochin (13%) and Dr Rosena Allin-Khan (10%) round out the top five. 

Crunching the numbers across both lists, Reform UK emerges as the sexiest party overall with 38% of the combined vote. The Conservatives take second place with 31%, while Labour claim third with 22%.

Expert Comment from Jessica Leoni

Jessica Leoni, spokesperson for IllicitEncounters.com, said: “Nigel Farage has been dethroned – but only by the man sitting next to him in the Reform shadow cabinet, and only just. Our members clearly have a type, and that type is a self-made, straight-talking man who isn’t afraid to cause a scene. Chris Philp’s surge into third is the real eyebrow-raiser – quiet and under the radar he may have seemed, but our members have clearly been paying close attention.

“As for Kemi Badenoch – she’s sharp, she’s confident and she gives absolutely nothing away. Apparently that’s a very attractive quality. Reform’s dominance of this year’s poll tells its own story. Whether it translates to votes at the ballot box remains to be seen, but our members have certainly made their position clear.”

Sexiest Male Politicians 2026
Richard Tice, Reform UK – 23%
Nigel Farage, Reform UK – 22%
Chris Philp, Conservative – 14%
Alex Ballinger, Labour – 10%
Bobby Dean, Liberal Democrats – 8%
Dan Aldridge, Labour – 7%
Darren Jones, Labour – 5%
Robert Jenrick, Reform UK – 4%
Gordon McKee, Labour – 2%
Steve Barclay, Conservative – 1%
Other – 4%

Sexiest Female Politicians 2026
Kemi Badenoch, Conservative – 24%
Katie Lam, Conservative – 16%
Suella Braverman, Reform UK – 14%
Sarah Pochin, Reform UK – 13%
Dr Rosena Allin-Khan, Labour – 10%
Joy Morrissey, Conservative – 7%
Shabana Mahmood, Labour – 5%
Sarah Green, Liberal Democrats – 3%
Lisa Nandy, Labour – 3%
Natalie Fleet, Labour – 2%
Other – 3%

Further Reading

Two-thirds of cheating British husbands plan to use the 2026 World Cup as their cover story, according to new data

* 67% of cheating British men say they are already planning to use the 2026 World Cup as cover for time spent with an affair partner
* The late North American kick-offs hand British cheaters a five-hour evening alibi – double the window of the 2022 Qatar tournament
* The single biggest day for British infidelity in twenty years is forecast to fall the day after England’s first knockout match
* Data compiled by IllicitEncounters.com, the UK’s largest extramarital dating site

The 2026 FIFA World Cup kicks off today – and for millions of British wives, the real question isn’t whether England will win. It’s whether their husband is actually at the pub.

Why 2026 Is the Cheater’s World Cup

Twenty years of British infidelity data compiled by IllicitEncounters.com points to one prediction above all others: the 2026 tournament will be the busiest summer of cheating Britain has seen this century. And the reason isn’t the football. It’s the clock.

With the majority of late-stage and knockout fixtures kicking off between 8pm and 1am UK time, “watching the match with the lads” becomes a five-hour alibi that’s almost impossible to argue with – double the alibi window of the 2022 Qatar tournament, where matches played out at lunchtime. A survey of 1,247 active UK members found that 74% of cheating men have already planned around a specific fixture – the highest pre-tournament intent figure recorded in twenty years of British infidelity data.

And the cities most at risk? Cross-referencing British marital infidelity data with pubs-per-capita, the forecast cheating hotspots for 2026 are Newcastle, Liverpool, Manchester, Sheffield and Leeds – cities that have over-indexed in tournament-period infidelity across the past three World Cups.

The wives, it turns out, are already onto them. 74% of women in committed relationships say they expect their partner to lie about his whereabouts during at least one fixture this summer. “I’ve already worked out he’s going to be ‘at the pub’ more in June than every other month of the year combined,” says Tracey*, 38.

What History Tells Us — And What’s Coming

The closest historical comparison is the 2014 Brazil tournament – the last time matches played out across the UK’s late evening window – when admitted infidelity across British relationships rose by 47%. The 2022 Qatar tournament, with its daytime kick-offs, registered no comparable spike. Based on the 2014 pattern, researchers are forecasting the single biggest day for British infidelity in twenty years to fall the day after England’s first knockout match.

Mark*, 41, isn’t hiding it. “I’ve already planned the group stage around it. My wife isn’t a football fan. Every fixture is a five-hour pass. By the end of the group stages, no questions will be asked if I’m out from seven until midnight.”

Expert Comment from Jessica Leoni

Jessica Leoni, spokesperson for IllicitEncounters.com, said: “This isn’t really a forecast about football. It is a forecast about the most reliable lie in the British marriage. ‘I’m watching the match with the lads’ has been getting British men out of their houses for decades – but the 2026 World Cup gives them a five-hour window that no previous tournament has matched. 

The matches will start when the children go to bed and finish when the pubs close. There is no other event in the British calendar that delivers that. For the first time in any tournament we’ve tracked, our data shows that women are not just suspecting it – they are anticipating it.”

*Names have been changed

THE TIME-ZONE TRAP: WHY 2026 IS STRUCTURALLY DIFFERENT

TournamentHostTypical UK kick-off windowAverage “pub window” length
2014Brazil5pm – 1am5 hours
2018Russia1pm – 7pm3 hours
2022Qatar10am – 9pm2.5 hours
2026USA / Canada / Mexico5pm – 4am5 hours

WHAT BRITISH HUSBANDS ARE PLANNING — BY TOURNAMENT STAGE

DateMatch / StageWhat the data predicts
11 JuneTournament opensAn estimated 62% of already-cheating British men report planning a “first alibi” night within the opening 72 hours of the tournament
Group stage 1England’s first matchForecast: 2 in 3 married British men out for “the match” will be home after midnight; 1 in 5 of those will not have spent the evening watching the football
Group stage 2England’s second matchPredicted highest single-day rise in marital-discovery incidents during the group stages
Round of 16England’s first knockoutForecast peak: the single biggest day for British infidelity in twenty years, based on patterns from the 2018 Sweden quarter-final
Quarter-finalEngland match (if reached)Sustained five-day cheating surge predicted regardless of result — both celebration alibi and drowning-of-sorrows alibi function identically
Tournament close19 JulyPredicted “Sunday after the final” — the day British wives most commonly report initiating conversations about suspected infidelity

Further Reading

63% of married Britons say they are lonelier inside their marriage than they ever were single 

* The majority of married Britons say they feel lonelier inside their marriage than they ever did when they were single
* “Being ignored” – not a bad sex life – is the number one reason members cite for having an affair
* On average, members report having fewer than three meaningful conversations a week with their spouse
* Study conducted by IllicitEncounters.com, the UK’s largest extramarital dating site

Married – and Lonelier Than Ever

Being married is supposed to be the antidote to loneliness. For millions of Britons, the data suggests it’s doing the opposite.

A survey of 2,400 married people conducted by IllicitEncounters.com, the UK’s largest extramarital dating site, has found that 63% say they feel lonelier inside their marriage than they ever did when they were single. Not occasionally. Consistently, quietly, every day.

It’s Not the Sex – It’s Being Ignored

The findings challenge the most common assumptions about why people seek affairs. When asked what drove them to join the site, just 19% cited a bad sex life as the primary reason. The most common answer, given by 67%, was simply being ignored – not spoken to, not asked about their day, not treated as a person with thoughts worth hearing.

On average, members report having just 2.4 meaningful conversations per week with their spouse. Not arguments – those are plentiful. Actual conversations: ones where they felt genuinely listened to, engaged with, valued.

“I Feel More Known by My Hairdresser”

“I live with my husband,” says Rachel*, 44, from Leeds. “We eat together, sleep in the same bed, watch the same television. And I cannot tell you the last time he asked me how I was and actually waited for the answer. I feel more known by my hairdresser than I do by the man I’ve been married to for fourteen years.”

For 58% of members, the affair partner has become something they describe with striking consistency: the only person who actually listens. Not the most exciting person. Not the best-looking. The one who asks questions and remembers the answers.

Which Age Groups Feel It Most

The data reveals a clear age pattern. Members aged 45–54 report the highest levels of in-marriage loneliness, with 71% in this bracket saying they feel lonelier now than when they were single – the highest of any age group. The 35–44 bracket follows closely at 66%, while even younger members aged 25–34 report surprising levels of marital isolation at 54%.

Where in Britain Feels It Most

In-marriage loneliness is felt most acutely in the North East, where 54% of members report feeling lonelier married than single, followed by the East Midlands (51%) and Yorkshire & Humber (49%). London members report the lowest levels at 21% – suggesting larger social networks and busier lifestyles outside the home may provide more of a buffer.

Jessica Leoni, sex and relationships expert at IllicitEncounters.com, said: “When the country talks about loneliness it pictures an older person eating dinner alone – it never pictures a 44-year-old woman sitting three feet from her husband on the sofa, more invisible than she’s ever felt in her life. That’s the loneliness our members describe most: not no sex, but no conversation. You can be married, surrounded, and still completely unheard. People don’t come to us for an affair. They come to be spoken to.”

*Name has been changed

Results
Do you feel lonelier now, inside your marriage, than you did when you were single?
Yes – 63%
No – 14%
About the same – 23%

Loneliest Marriages by Region (Respondents who feel lonelier now than when single)

  • North East – 54%
  • East Midlands – 51%
  • Yorkshire & Humber – 49%
  • North West – 47%
  • Wales – 45%
  • West Midlands – 44%
  • South West – 32%
  • Scotland – 31%
  • East of England – 29%
  • South East – 27%
  • Northern Ireland – 25%
  • London – 21%

Further Reading