Month: May 2016

National Adultery Awards 2016 – And the Winners Are…

  • Scott Disick has been crowned Cheater of the Year for 2015 at the National Adultery Awards, a.k.a. The Cheaties
  • Cristiano Ronaldo took the crown of Sports ‘Player’ of the Year 
  • Channing Tatum and Michelle Keegan were voted as the two celebrities that we’d most likely cheat on our partner’s for
  • Sally Bercow won the “What Were They Thinking?” award
  • Bill Clinton scooped both the National Adultery Awards Fellowship Award and the Most Iconic Affair In History thanks to his (alleged) 36 affairs, most famously with Monica Lewinsky
  • The National Adultery Awards are hosted and organised by the UK’s leading dating website for married people, IllicitEncounters.com

Scott Disick, Michelle Keegan, Cristiano Ronaldo and Sally Bercow are just some of the famous faces to be awarded at the National Adultery Awards 2016, a.k.a. The Cheaties.

Taking place in an invitation-only event in London on Sunday 29th May, the event was organized and hosted by IllicitEncounters.com, the UK’s leading dating website for married people.

Scott Disick took home the evening’s most prestigious award, the 2015 Cheater of the Year, for his repeated acts of infidelity, betraying his now ex-girlfriend, Kourtney Kardashian.

He fought off stiff competition from Gwen Stefani’s ex, Gavin Rossdale, and actor Ben Affleck, who both had an affair with their childrens’ nanny, while Sally Bercow, who cheated on husband John Bercow with his cousin, and rock star Ozzy Osbourne completed the list of nominees for the main award.

“This was tough, but the right person won in the end,” said IllicitEncounters.com’s spokesperson, Christian Grant.

“Cheating on what many would consider to be a beautiful woman, and to do it several times too, is brave… or stupid, I can’t quite tell.

What’s more, the rumours say that he cheated on her with her sibling Kendall Jenner, among others. Low blow, Scott.

It was also interesting to see that the main category was dominated by men, with just one woman, Sally Bercow, making the list of nominees. Whether that says something about the cheating habits of men and women, I don’t know, but it’s an interesting thought.”

Meanwhile, Michelle Keegan took home the We ALL Would award, for the woman all married men (and gay women) would cheat on their partner’s for.

The honour of being the man that all married women (and gay men) would cheat for went to, unsurprisingly, Channing Tatum.
In the sports category, Cristiano Ronaldo won the Sports ‘Player’ of the Year after having alleged affairs with Andress Urach, Daniella Chavez and Badr Hari.

Stephanie Drew and Ali Bear of Ex On The Beach were crowned as the best reality TV cheaters, while the best TV affair was given to Holly Cunningham and Robbie Roscoe of Hollyoaks.

Sally Bercow, who cheated on her husband with his own cousin, romped to victory in the “What Were they Thinking?” category, while the NAA Fellowship Award was given to Bill Clinton, who has allegedly had affairs with 36 different women.

Speaking of Clinton, he was, in fact, a double award-winner, as he also claimed the Most Iconic Affair In History thanks to his notorious relationship with Monica Lewinsky.

Grant added:

“Unfortunately, and perhaps rather understandably, the winners could not be there in person to collect their awards, but rest assured that these have since been sent to them. We hope that they take a pride of place in the winners’ homes.”

The full list of categories, winners and nominees are as follows:

JUDGES CATEGORIES

Cheater of the Year
Gavin Rossdale
Ben Affleck
Scott Disick – WINNER
Sally Bercow
Ozzy Osbourne

Sports ‘Player’ of the Year

Marcos Rojo
Cristiano Ronaldo (allegedly)- WINNER
Neil Lennon
Thanasi Kokkinakis and Donna Vekic

Punching Above their Weight

Noel Biderman – WINNER

Worst Kept Secret

Gavin Rossdale and Mindy Mann – WINNER
 
NAA Fellowship Award

Bill Clinton (allegedly 36 affairs and counting) – WINNER

Most Iconic Affair In History

JFK and Marilyn Monroe
Charles II and Nell Gwyn
Hugh Grant and Divine Brown
Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky – WINNER
Prince Charles and Camilla Rosemary
Prince Phillip and several women (allegedly)

PUBLIC CATEGORIES

We ALL Would – Given to the celebrities that we’d all cheat on our partner’s for

Channing Tatum – WINNER
Michelle Keegan – WINNER

Best Movie Affair 

Aloha
By the Sea
Carol – WINNER
Anomalisa

Best TV Affair 

Alya Nazir and Jason Grimshaw (Coronation Street)
Robert Sugden and Aaron Livesy (Emmerdale)
Tony Stewart and Tracy Barlow (Coronation Street)
Holly Cunningham and Robbie Roscoe (Hollyoaks) – WINNER
Pablo Escobar and Valeria Velez (Narcos)

Best Reality TV Affair 

Sam Thompson (Made In Chelsea)
Stephen Bear and Ali Drew (Ex On The Beach) – WINNER
Tiffany Watson (Made In Chelsea)
Marnie Simpson and Aaron Chalmers (Geordie Shore)

“What Were They Thinking?” 

Scott Disick
Cristiano Ronaldo (allegedly)
Sally Bercow – WINNER
The Super-injunction Award

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The “Don’t Sh*t Where You Walk” Award – Given to the adulterer who had an affair a little too close to home…

Sally Bercow, for cheating with her husband’s cousin
Gavin Rossdale, for cheating with his children’s nanny – WINNER
Ben Affleck, for cheating with his children’s nanny
Most Iconic Affair In History

JFK and Marilyn Monroe
Charles II and Nell Gwyn
Hugh Grant and Divine Brown
Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky – WINNER
Prince Charles and Camilla Rosemary
Prince Phillip and several women (allegedly)

NOTES TO EDITOR 

IllicitEncounters.com is the UK’s leading and longest running dating site for married people. With over 1,000,000 genuine UK users since 2004, you’re sure to find your perfect match.

Established in 2004, we have been providing a meeting place for like-minded married and attached people for nearly 10 years. Our members have one thing in common – they are all looking for a little romance outside their current relationship. Whether that’s the occasional bit of flirtatious chat, a regular coffee date, or a full-blown affair, that’s up to them.

For comments, case-studies or more information, contact Christian Grant:

Email: [email protected]
Office: 020 7729 6098
Twitter: @cheatsafer

New bawls please! Sex is like tennis – women are far noisier than men, according to a new survey


* 88% of women said they were louder than their partners during love-making;
* 64% of men said their women were noisier, too;
* Most couples say sex is much better when it is noisy;
* Married men and women are quieter when having sex with their spouse than they are with their lover;
* Findings come from a new poll of 1,000 people by IllicitEncounters.com, Britain’s leading dating website for married people

Women are far noisier than men when they are having sex, according to a new survey.

A whopping 88% of women admitted that they were louder than their partners during love-making, and 64% of men polled also confirmed that their female lovers drowned them out when they were getting intimate.

The findings were revealed in a poll of 1,000 people by IllicitEncounters.com, Britain’s leading dating website for married people.
With Wimbledon just weeks away, the survey found that sex is like tennis – with women making all the noise.

Making a racket in the sack adds to the fun for most couples: seven out of ten men (71%) said they liked it when their partner made noise during sex. Almost as many women (62%) said they enjoyed it when their men audibly expressed pleasure during sex.

The survey found that 59% of men and 57% of women had been overheard having sex because they were making so much noise.
A further 65% of men and 63% of women had heard other couples during love-making.

Married men and women who are unfaithful are quieter when making love to their spouse than they are with their lover.

Six out of ten women (62%) and 72% of men said they did make more noise in bed when they were cheating.

Scientists say there is no reason why women should be noisier than men – either in bed or on the tennis court.

IllicitEncounters.com spokesman Christian Grant said:

“Noisy sex tends to be an individual thing. Some people scream the house down at a concert, others watch without making a sound; it doesn’t mean they’re not enjoying it as much!

One theory might be that since women fake it more often than men do, perhaps they feel obliged to provide ‘evidence’ that they’re enjoying themselves?

It is interesting that people having affairs make more noise when having sex with their lovers than they do with their married partners. All of IllicitEncounters.com’s evidence suggests that this is because the sex is more exciting when you’re having an affair.

Most people who stay in a marriage while cheating on their partner say they end up straying because their sex life at home has become staid and boring.”

NOTES TO EDITOR

IllicitEncounters.com is the UK’s leading and longest running dating site for married people. With over 1,000,000 genuine UK users since 2004, you’re sure to find your perfect match.

Established in 2004, we have been providing a meeting place for like-minded married and attached people for nearly 10 years. Our members have one thing in common – they are all looking for a little romance outside their current relationship. Whether that’s the occasional bit of flirtatious chat, a regular coffee date, or a full-blown affair, that’s up to them.

For comments, case-studies or more information, contact Christian Grant:

Email: [email protected]
Office: 020 7729 6098
Twitter: @cheatsafer

Football Widows Join Up to Extra-Marital Dating Site on Cup Final Day!

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  • More than 1,000 women joined married dating website, IllicitEncounters.com, on FA Cup Final day
  • 80% of those women joined between 2 hours before kick-off and 30 minutes after the final whistle
  • Over 20% of all female registrations on Saturday originated from Manchester and Greater Manchester areas
  • With only 25.8%* of women following football, more and more are finding themselves second best to football every week

For thousands of ‘football widows,’ Saturday’s FA Cup Final between Manchester United and Crystal Palace was the final straw, with thousands signing up to the UK’s leading dating website for married people, IllicitEncounters.com.

There was a largely irregular spike of female registrations throughout Saturday, which peaked ten minutes into kick-off, and maintained its momentum until later in the evening.

IllicitEncounters.com’s spokesman, Christian Grant, said:

“At that time on a Saturday afternoon, we very rarely see numbers on this sort of a scale. After nine months of neglect, Saturday’s cup final proved to be the final straw for many women, and with a summer of football still to come, it wouldn’t surprise me to see something like this happen again.”

The site saw over 1,000 female registrations on Saturday alone, with 80% of those signing up between 3:30 (2 hours before kick-off) and 8:30pm – half an hour after the game’s conclusion.

Over 20% of those registrations were from women situated in the city of Manchester and surrounding regions in Greater Manchester, including Bolton (3%), Bury (2.2%) and Stockport (4.8%).

But while only 90,000 football fans occupied the seats of Wembley stadium, many more neutral supporters watched the game with friends, choosing to ignore their significant other.

“It’s not the first time this has happened,” said Grant.

“In every relationship, compromise is needed. While attending a football match once, twice, maybe even three times a week, can be tolerated, watching every match, especially those that don’t directly involve your team, need to be sacrificed, with more time spent with the wife and kids instead.

If not, it’ll only be a matter of time before women find something, or rather, someone, else.”

According to recent studies*, only 25.8% of women follow the sport, leaving a huge proportion of them stranded at home while their husbands’ attend matches around the country most weeks of the year.

Amanda was one of those who registered to the site on Saturday, stating:

“My husband’s been a season ticket holder at Manchester United for several years. While I don’t want him to not have a hobby, it’s reached the stage where I’m second best to a football club week in, week out.”

*http://uk.kantar.com/consumer/leisure/2015/female-football-fan-data/

NOTES TO EDITOR 

IllicitEncounters.com is the UK’s leading and longest running dating site for married people. With over 1,000,000 genuine UK users since 2004, you’re sure to find your perfect match.

Established in 2004, we have been providing a meeting place for like-minded married and attached people for nearly 10 years. Our members have one thing in common – they are all looking for a little romance outside their current relationship. Whether that’s the occasional bit of flirtatious chat, a regular coffee date, or a full-blown affair, that’s up to them.

For comments, case-studies or more information, contact Christian Grant:

Email: [email protected]
Office: 020 7729 6098
Twitter: @cheatsafer