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Five F's

Dear Sara ,

Has anyone written to you about the Five F`s, Fun, Fantasy Friendliness ,
Frankness, Fitness ...I have been on this site about 6 months now and like
most, malesor female s, are looking for some Fun. We all have our mundane,
so so, familiar lives and it would be good to change, Swap fantasy for
reality. It's no good to anyone if you can't meet or exchange text or
numbers, e mails without being Friendly to each other. And to be Frank,
honesty is the best policy ...Let's not waste each others time. Say what
you want and stick to it. Lastly , Fitness ...I don't know about other
members, being on this site will, amongst other things, keep you fit
..all those secret rendevous`s, frequent liasons, numerous coffee shop
chats, brisk walks in woods and extra marital activities (flirtatious
calls_texts_ e mails and hide and seek between the sheets etc) are sure to
keep us on our toes, keep us active , keep us young, happy and vibrant.
Bring it on ....are there any ladies out there looking for the 5 F`s ?

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Comments (39)

Atypical male - 13 Apr, 2019 - 07:14PM

"How do we keep it so clean? We clean it" - Director of the Moscow Underground.

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Chezley - 13 Apr, 2019 - 04:37AM

Failure to fart?

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FriendlySteve - 12 Apr, 2019 - 01:05PM

When I read the starting post I thought that he was talking about another site.



I have had two extended paid up periods on this site.



In spite of many messages sent to female members, I never met anyone at all. I put this down to the expectations of most women that they are going to meet wealthy good looking film stars.



Now I am average looking and cannot hope for anything more than that. I am reasonably well educated and very friendly and can talk to anyone. I love going out for meals and always pay the bill. Yet in spite of that no dates at all from here.



So my experiences are totally devoid of all those secret rendezvous. I even have a house where I can invite people to.



So, in short, my experiences on here have been totally different !

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nonsensical - 11 Apr, 2019 - 02:21PM

Well when I saw this, I thought that they were going to say that old 3 Fs with other stuff added. Sorry ladies, but the blokes in my circles when I was a teenager had the Find them, F#@k them, Forget them. So disappointed that was not mentioned

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Tiny sweet kitty - 11 Apr, 2019 - 02:17PM

There is an older nasty version of this and this man puts me off using the site

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Tiny sweet kitty - 11 Apr, 2019 - 02:14PM

There is an older nasty version of this and this man puts me off using the site

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isabellanecessary - 10 Apr, 2019 - 01:19PM

Surely futile should be on the list.

Fitbit59 - 08 Apr, 2019 - 03:38PM

As with Failure to Launch, I think we've done this one to death haven't we?

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Perfect moments - 08 Apr, 2019 - 03:09PM

@Something Just Like This
I think that's a brilliant idea to have a forum where we can reply to each other.
We should put this one to the vote.

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Brennan62 - 06 Apr, 2019 - 12:11PM

I've been on IE now on three separate occasions and I have met and dated a number of very interesting ladies. I have always found IE very educational (I have a background in psychology) and inforamtive with regard to boy/girl relationships - which particularly involves the complexity of married life. I'm not married, myself; I do not want to get married at my age - besides I enjoy the company of married or attached women! But I have come across a wide range of views and opinions expressed by the women of IE. It doesn't matter if I agree or disagree with some of those views.... after all these views are very often good talking points when messaging my favourite princess. Nonetheless, I have read the Five F's a couple of times and I must admit, at this point, I am unable to decide if it is a genuine contribution or whether it is something produced by the IE team. If I just play along, regardless, I would say that there are more than Five F's. I think 'Fortitude' would be one I would add.

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1296893-Deleted - 05 Apr, 2019 - 01:53PM

Clearly someone trying to shortcut going through messaging except for on my mobile it never tells me who wrote it so waste of time

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Black lace - 05 Apr, 2019 - 08:47AM

Oh what Carry on ..NOT.

As others have touched on ...
what about :
Flirt Feel Fumble
Hopefully a damn good Fuck and finally probably even a fart ..even if ladies don't supposedly do that
Bring that onnnnnnnn....

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Something Just Like This - 04 Apr, 2019 - 08:54PM

Whats going on with these letters lately? surely they must get better letters than this. I actually think they should get rid of the letters page and have some sort of forum where we can reply to each other on various topics.

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ExoticOrchid - 04 Apr, 2019 - 05:17PM

Bill64 - 03 Apr, 2019 - 08:17PM

You'll have to scroll through the old Letters for some really good ones.

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Goodkitty - 04 Apr, 2019 - 04:55PM

Five Fs and Failure to Launch must be the same member .

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1287057-Deleted - 04 Apr, 2019 - 04:05PM

#Bill64

good idea, lets mimic the outstanding work being done by Parliament and take back control, share your stories and what issues would you like to discuss?

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ExoticOrchid - 04 Apr, 2019 - 12:44PM

Surely it's a given that everyone here, both male and female, are looking for these so called "Five Fs"???

The Actress - 02 Apr, 2019 - 05:06PM
Hear, hear ... as someone for whom English is not a first language, I have always wondered about that!

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1295368-Deleted - 04 Apr, 2019 - 12:36PM

I was a little bit worried, those are not the five F’s I remember from when I was maturing. Had someone been operating on the ones I know he or she would definitely qualify as a player! Truth is they are far too difficult to Find to discard them so flippantly.

Newoldmanish - 04 Apr, 2019 - 12:31PM

Pure rubbish

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Newoldmanish - 04 Apr, 2019 - 12:30PM

I'm a bloke and wonder what sort of twit wrote this verbatious thirteen year old playground junk.
What a w****r. I can think of a better representation for five Fs. Words for the sake of words it is.

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1302428-Scheduled For Deletion - 04 Apr, 2019 - 10:28AM

Ah, "Failure to launch" part deux! Welcome back sir, we needed some light relief.

My five F's would be the Fantasy of Food Fumbling with Frank Bruno, in Frodsham.

Six months since you joined eh? I'm very surprised!

Cuteness73 - 04 Apr, 2019 - 09:38AM

*falls off perch snoring*

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Perfect moments - 04 Apr, 2019 - 09:15AM

What a load of rubbish.
I used to enjoy reading the letters page but it's getting a bit silly now.

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Midnightincantation - 03 Apr, 2019 - 10:49PM

What I would like to know is..the author / authoress of this...because it sounds to me like a flagging attempt by illicit encounters to generate interest. .

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Angel123 - 03 Apr, 2019 - 10:39PM

I can think of a few more F’s to add to the ( not so) Famous Five!!!
What a load of twaddle 🙄

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Sensual wonder - 03 Apr, 2019 - 09:02PM

how May I unread this crap please?

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allore - 03 Apr, 2019 - 08:21PM


Cods wallop.

Did you fall out of a Barbara Cartland crap book!

Brisk walks! (run more like it, leave you in the woods)

Hide and seek between the sheets!

As for the 5 Fs. Well I know what my 5 would be.

Or did I just fall for April fool?


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Bill64 - 03 Apr, 2019 - 08:17PM

Some actual sensible problems that we have on here would be nice and what can be done to resolve them ,not this nonsense ,i for one would love to swap stories and issues with others ,,

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Per ardua - 03 Apr, 2019 - 04:47PM

Both written by men...

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Bereweeke - 03 Apr, 2019 - 04:11PM

"If you do not know where you are going, any road will get you there" - Lewis Carroll

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1296893-Deleted - 03 Apr, 2019 - 04:01PM

Ladies do you think this is a shortcut to getting some direct approaches
I don't know about everyone else but on my mobile I don't even know who wrote the letter so unlikely to work with me ,but then again I am looking for a slightly more cerebral connection

1287057-Deleted - 03 Apr, 2019 - 03:55PM

@Fitbit59

quite so, probably a bit personal that one, part of his 5 a day

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Smiley-Morticia - 03 Apr, 2019 - 02:26PM

There was a letter last month (something to do with launching I seem to remember) which I thought was twaddle. I’m sorry, but this is too; it seems more like a PowerPoint Team Talk. Eff Off ..

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Fitbit59 - 03 Apr, 2019 - 02:04PM

He omitted flaccid!

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Fitbit59 - 03 Apr, 2019 - 02:03PM

Was this written by the author of Failure to launch?

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Goodkitty - 03 Apr, 2019 - 12:20PM

I think I am losing the plot here . After “failure to launch “ letter , I didn’t think I could read anything on the same level , but here it is . Another classic !!

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The Actress - 02 Apr, 2019 - 05:06PM

I was under the impression that ALL we ladies were looking for as many of those five F's as we can find with one person. (Thanks for not including the 6th "F).

TBH I have never quite understood, why one of the best and most fun occupations for two humans to share, is bandied about so carelessly as a swear word!

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Per ardua - 02 Apr, 2019 - 04:51PM

Someone get a flipchart! Only five? I am sure much ribaldry will now ensue...

Food, flirtation...

This approach reminds me of a fire warden briefing I went to years ago. One of the Fs was fuel of course. In fact I think it was the only F.

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1287057-Deleted - 02 Apr, 2019 - 03:49PM

what a load of nonsense!!

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