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1329251 - 18 Feb, 2021 - 11:05AM

I was staying over at a "friend's" after one rather heavy night out in my teens. He was door staff at a local club we frequented, safe to say he had a partner who was also staying out with her friends, so we had a pretty wild drunken night, then in the morning her parents just turned up and let themselves in. He raced downstairs after telling me not to make a noise, then I heard the dad walk upstairs to the toilet. He had a wee that lasted for EVER, easily ten minutes. I wasn't breathing. It was like a horror movie. Apparently he had an operation that had made him urinate longer. Longest wait of my life. I lay still in that bed for a good thirty minutes thinking the fiancée might also turn up. Needless to say I was ushered out rather quickly after they left 😂 Ohhhh to be young and silly again 😂
Or young anyway lol

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SunInFlight - 18 Feb, 2021 - 10:34AM

Popped into my IE one morning, on the way to work. Have a lovely bit of passion when her daughter turned up!!! Spent a couple of hours hidden way in her bedroom until daughter left and passion could resume...We met in hotels after that. 😅

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1434661 - 18 Feb, 2021 - 10:29AM

Most enjoyable date:

I was 38. He was 26.
I had a spare ticket for an indoor ice climbing session at an Ellis Brigham store on Deansgate in Manchester. The wall wasn't high at 8m. He agreed to come with me as he thought he'd be fit enough for it. He wasn't but it was so much fun watching him puff about haha!

We went for a meal afterwards at Gusto Italian, again I paid, and we spent almost 3 hours eating a 3 course lunch and drinks and just chatting.

At the end of that whole day together we kissed. No sex or talk of sex at that point. Just two people enjoying a day out. We've remained friends and he still tells me now that it was the best first date he has ever had! To be truthful, it was for me too! 😁

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1434661 - 18 Feb, 2021 - 09:41AM

A couple of years ago as a newbie...
My IE and I had been chatting on the phone daily for a good couple of weeks. I thought we got on great. I fancied him like mad and we eventually arranged for a hotel meet for the eve of my birthday. He tells me that he can't hide his spending so asks me to pay for the hotel; as a modern working woman I didn't think anything of it. Idiot.

He meets me at the hotel room (no birthday present for me) and things get heated. Mid coitus, he notices his phone ringing. Withdraws, answers it to find it was the hospital advising him that his elderly father had been admitted following a suspected heart attack. I watch him standing there crying while his ardour deflates. He then asks me to 'check out' and spend time with him while he talks through his emotions and hear his full life story.

What a wasted day of leave, the cost of the hotel and travel and a head load of stress 🤦🏻‍♀️

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1434661 - 18 Feb, 2021 - 09:09AM

Strange encounter:

Met an older single gent (20+ years older than me). First meet was in his car in a pub carpark. We were supposed to go into the pub but just sat there chatting. I thought we got on well.
We agreed to meet again, he said he'll cook for me. I'm a sucker for food - no pun intended there, haha!😉

But then he started suggesting that, on the day of the meal, I should leave my car at the pub for him to take me to his home. As he didn't want me to see where he lives. As he had to be careful in case I was going to let a friend know where he lives so they can burgle him.

I retorted that maybe I should bring a black hood and maybe he should take my phone off me so I can't locate on the GPS as to where I am. Maybe drive me into his garage and enter the home through an internal door, maybe keep the curtains drawn too...

He wasn't impressed and accused me of being unreasonable 😂

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1100888 - 18 Feb, 2021 - 09:05AM

When for a drive with an IE. As we were feeling a little frisky we popped into a farmer's field.
In our passion we managed to hit a light switch which drained the battery.
So much to our embarrassment, we had to flag down a car to drag us out and give us a jump start.

Hertsguy36 - 18 Feb, 2021 - 09:04AM

Not from this site, but got chatting to a lady, now this was a few summers ago, you remember one of the hot ones when it was legal to go out and meet people!?!
She asked me to visit her which I did, not one to judge but when I tuned up at this house, it was kinda run down, well very run down, as the door opened, it hit me, the stench, I wanted to run, but didn’t have the heart. So I had a cup of tea, at which point I found the source of the stench, a dog appeared wearing a nappy.....🤢

Kingscourt75 - 18 Feb, 2021 - 09:03AM

Lockdown has so far been boring despite my constant look out for something amazing. Hope this ends soon so I can get back into my own bubble