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whimsical-linguist

50, Derby

Married, Average body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: Romance & Fun, Casual

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Executive
Education: College
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Brown
Religion: Agnostic/None

Looking for Female between the ages of 45 and 99

Star Sign: Scorpio
Last Active: Within 24 Hours

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About Me:

Hey there, potential match! It's been a while, and I think it's high time for a brand refresh in the illicit encounters world. While I'm not looking to reinvent myself because, well, I am who I am, my normal day used to be all serious and suited up. But thanks to Covid and working from home, that's changed a bit, though I'm still serious about finding a connection here.

So, let me reintroduce myself - I'm the genuine, spontaneous, and fun version of me! And trust me, my honesty is off the charts (well, as much as you can be on a married dating profile!).

You can totally call me a hopeless romantic, but don't be fooled - there's a mischievous side to me when you unwrap the layers. 😜 But I'm not into one-night stands or juggling multiples as i have neither the inclination, emotional energy or quite frankly the time so simply put I'm looking to find that one connection, with the perfect chemistry and mutual attraction.

Sure, I appreciate my alone time, but let's be real - these strange times have us all yearning for some good ol' human interaction. So, if you're up for laughter, adventures, and ready to bring that smile back to your face, I'm your go-to person! Yes, I'm married, but I'm not looking to change that status. I'm just seeking that missing spark and having some lighthearted fun without the seriousness.

Ideal Partner:

Hey potential partner-in-crime! I'm not picky when it comes to types but it doesn’t mean i don’t have standards, so as long as you're more a glass full than a glass half empty person, happy over sad, like kissing, and more, and there's some chemistry between us then that sounds like a perfect start.

But hey, I do have deal-breakers. If you're not genuine, rude, self-centered, or overly-egotistic, I'll have to right-click-delete faster than you can say "awkward!" And just a heads up, I'm not here to be anyone's sugar daddy, so if you're looking for someone to "spoil" you then I’m definitely not your match as i am not looking for a transactional-relationship.

Oh, one last thing, nights out are certainly more difficult nowadays so preferably someone who is able to meet during the day would be helpful if we’re to make this work. So, if you're up for some genuine laughter, adventure, and a side of romance, let's give this a go.