MissUnderstood

About Me:

Well I've been on this site intermittently for a while now and have a had literally hundreds of emails. You'd think this was a good thing wouldn't you?

At first I'll admit I was flattered, who wouldn't be! Al this attention from hundreds of strangers. However, I soon realised that around 40% of my admirers were just scatter-gunning out the same generic email to evey woman on the site in the hope of a 'bite' (immediate delete). 30% hadn't read my profile properly and therefore didn't have even the slightest thing in common with me (immediate delete). 20% just wanted to talk dirty or enact some sick fantasy (superfast delete). And another 5% seemed to speak some sort of hybrid Polish/Turkish/Russian language (logical delete - life's too short).

As for the remaining 5%, well they were nice enough guys, but nobody yet has really piqued my interest. Why is this??!! Surely to god there must be some hidden gems out there amongst all the miscreants?

Anyhow, new profile, new start...I'm going to be as specific as possible and maybe I'll hit gold. Or at least win a prize for longest profile on this site...

Dear IE site,
I would like a tall, attractive, intelligent and articulate man with a great job and a mean line in witty banter. The nature of this whole IE thing is a bit dodgy lets face it - so I'd like some down-to-earth honesty. I really don't want to hear about your wife not understanding you - I just don't care!

I'm not looking for a sugar daddy (necessarily!) but if you're a tightwad get to the back of the queue - I'm a strong independent woman, but this site is for fantasy and fun, so I want a bit of spoiling...

It'd be great if you loved to read or had a passion that didn't just centre around Sky Sports. Most of all, you must be happy and confident in who you are. I like strong men.

Yours sincerely,

MissUnderstood x

PS: If you want an unfair advantage I have weakness for strong scottish or american accents. Or diamonds - not fussy really. I'm around 5"6 tall, blue eyes, slim, but with a devilish backside : ). I suppose one of my best features is my hair which is naturally wavy and kind of 'old english' classy. I'm aware that I'm very attractive but am not obsessed with my own image. I like going to the gym so I'm in good shape but I'm no anorexic...My style is fashionable but tasteful, with a hint of sexy...

Ideal Partner:

You're told to 'be honest' here - so I suppose I might as well be... I prefer tall(ish) masculine well built men - with a slightly traditional side - but someone who can still cope with a modern woman. I love intelligence and good conversation (ie two people talking not just one!) - and I'm looking for a man successful and happy in his chosen career. I'm not going to lie, I want to be romanced! so am looking for someone with taste and class.... I love a sense of humour - but like a man who's not afraid to be relaxed and quiet as well as energetic. Maturity and calm confidence is definitely my type. Makes me smile: nice seafood, a good rioja, being in water, men with old fashioned manners, Bette Davis films, the colour green, lunch with my girlfriends that degenerates into a night out on the town, filling a day with 'arty' things, gardens (and garden centres!), D H lawrence, dance music, classical music, pop music, being pampered, Sundays.... Makes be get annoyed: Men who use words like 'babe' and 'bird' or use text talk (you know who you are, get an education)...rudeness, the colour orange, people with no sense of irony, waiting in phone queues, anything with coffee creme in it (although I love coffee?!), Kate Lawler, Brad Pitt (what's the fuss about?), yellow sports cars....

Other Interests:

Nature, Arts / Crafts, Astrology / New Age, Museums / Galleries, Gardening, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Music - Alternative, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Dance / Electronic, Nightclubs / Clubs, Music - Pop / R&B, Politics, Literature / History, Boxing / Wrestling, Cycling, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Gym / Aerobics, Shopping, Dancing, Sailing / Boating, Computers / Internet, Water Sports, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Yoga / Meditation, Cooking, Food and Wine

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