punkmonkey

About Me:

Urban Country Gent With Energy To Spare - There's an old saying that you only use 10% of your brains capacity, well I feel that I have untapped reserves of emotional and physical energy that I would like to share with the right person.

Whilst I have a very happy and contented life with my partner and family, there is something missing which I believe can only be provided by entering into a relationship with someone else. I am looking for an equal, someone who will stimulate my mentally and physically and in return who's mind and body I can worship.

Whilst the physical aspect of the relationship is vitally important, I am also looking for someone who will challenge me, interest me, educate and satisfy me. I not just looking for casual sex. I have opinions, emotions, ideas and stories that I want to share and I am looking for someone who's life experiences will intrigue, entertain and enthral me. My 43 years have been (and still are) a wild ride and if yours were too then I want to hear about it. I want someone who will take the mickey out of me, someone who will make me laugh and someone who will laugh with me and at me.

I have a voracious appetite for consuming all types of media, I am well-informed and know what is going on in the world culturally and to a lesser degree politically and economically. But I am not just a bore who watches Newsnight and Question Time, I also enjoy trash as much as the next person, whether that be Take Me Out, Made In Chelsea or Eastenders. I love 80s teen movies like The Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink and Heathers, I think they bring out the teenager in me. Music is has always been a major passion of mine, I love all type of music from rock to pop, disco and electronica to punk and soul. I would love to find someone who shares that and would like to accompany me when I go to see up and coming bands in small venues across London.

Other passions are my business, food and drink, cinema, football and books. My ideal day would involve solving some commercial problem at work, followed by a great meal (pork belly is a favourite), a gig in a dive bar in Camden, a few drinks and then off to bed for some deep, down and dirty no holds barred adventurous sex.

Like most people I am a mix of contradictions, I enjoy the shallow end of the pool as much as the deep. I spend a lot of time trying to figure both myself and other people out, wondering why everyone behaves as they do. I love identifying patterns of behaviour and then figuring out ways to use those to solve problems both personally and commercially (I am always looking for new ways to make money!)

I went to university in London and have lived here ever since. I am very much a urban animal, who thrives on the buzz of the city. I could not live anywhere else than London, in fact I find it difficult to even contemplate living outside zone 1. I run my own online media business which means that I can take time off whenever I like. I can meet up daytime or evening, weekends are a little trickier for obvious reasons, but if the desire is there then anything can be arranged. I am 5,11, slim/athletic and have short brown hair and blue/grey eyes. Best feature - flat stomach, good chest and shoulders. No idea I what I weigh though because I don't own any scales, however I can tell you that I wear the same size jeans (31/32) that I have been wearing since I was 18 years old.

I run and workout regularly to maintain slim, athletic physique - it is very important to me to keep in shape, I would say I am currently as good if not better shape than I have been in my entire life. I am told that I look younger than my 43 years, but don't agree, I think I look my age and don't think there is anything wrong with that at all.

I would describe my personal style as contemporary urban country gentleman. Someone who's style I admire would probably be Steve McQueen. I believe a man should dress age appropriately but that does not mean getting an M&S store card once you hit 40. I know what suits me and I know what looks good, every item of clothing I wear from my socks to my jeans to my hat has an important provenance and heritage, I take great pleasure in sourcing only the most classic, understated clothing and shoes from around the world - god bless online shopping. Don't worry though, I am no trendy fashion victim, I just take pride in my appearance and appreciate it when others do to.

Ideal Partner:

Someone who has it all but wants more. I love women who are spunky, intelligent, feminine, slim, stylish, confident, cheeky, hedonistic, sexy, funny, forthright, mischievous, thoughtful, opinionated, disciplined, open-minded, naughty, wild, uninhibited and adventurous. You should know how to turn on the glamour when necessary but not be high-maintenance.

Physically the only deal breaker would be size, I am not attracted to people who are overweight. What is most important to me is whether we are equals both mentally and physically. I enjoy culture both high and low and am looking for someone who is well-read and well-informed and who can hold their end up in any conversation.

I have found myself developing a bit of a thing for the Conservative MP Louise Mensch recently (she's the pretty one that grilled Rupert Murdoch about the NoTW hacking last year). She's certainly not my ideal (I am not a Tory for a start) but there is something different about her that pushes my buttons.

Confidence and intelligence are the biggest turns ons. In terms of physical characteristics, then a shapely bum is the No1 thing that is going to quicken my pulse. The physical aspect of the relationship is vitally important, you should be fit, have a healthy sexual appetite and be adventurous in all aspects of your personality.

As much of a contradiction as it may seem on a site that is built on infidelity, but I am looking for someone honest. Every word of this profile is true, so if you have been sparing with the truth regarding your size, age or the recentness of your photos (nothing over 6 months please) then I am not your man, we would only be wasting each other's time. When I am with someone I expect their undivided attention, because they will have mine. I won't be attracted to you if you are constantly checking your texts, emails and facebook updates on your phone.


I am looking for someone who is a mass of contradictions (like me). Innocent and demure on the outside, but wild and uninhibited on the inside, a lover of good food but still in great shape, well-read but not bookish, stylish but not trendy, intelligent and worldly-wise but not arrogant. It's a demanding list I know but I have a lot to offer in return. I have a great appetite for food, sex, money, travel, knowledge and experience and I am looking for a partner in crime who wants to join me on an adventure.

Overall I would say I am looking for a mental/physical/sexual connection that is going to give me a buzz, set my heart racing and make me feel alive.

Other Interests:

Music - Alternative, Music - Dance / Electronic, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Gym / Aerobics, Shopping, Computers / Internet, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine

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