PeteAndre

About Me:

Age: Nearly 50 (but still get ID’d in candlelight)
Profession: Digital art dealer — think Picasso meets PayPal
Hobbies:
🎬 Watching movies like it’s a sport
⛺ Camping (aka fighting off raccoons with granola bars)
🧪 Mixing science, tech, and art like a mad digital wizard
🎨 Appreciating art so hard I made it my job
🏋️‍♂️ Recently joined a gym — currently lifting my spirits and occasionally dumbbells

Looking for someone who can appreciate deep conversations, bad puns, and my “just back from the gym” glow (sweat… it’s sweat). Bonus points if you like starry nights, sci-fi plots that almost make sense, or arguing over which movie deserves the most popcorn.

Swipe right — I bring snacks.

Ideal Partner:

She’s exotic — the kind of woman whose accent makes Google Translate short-circuit. From faraway lands where the food is spicy, the culture is rich, and I’m constantly confused (in a good way).

She laughs at my jokes (or at least pretends convincingly). Quick-witted, a little mischievous, and fluent in sarcasm. Bonus points if she can roast me lovingly while handing me coffee.

In the bedroom? Let’s just say she makes Fifty Shades look like beige.

Adventurous enough to go camping with me, try weird street food without reading the ingredients, and occasionally let me pick the movie (even if it's a sci-fi B-movie from 1984).

Basically: Lara Croft meets stand-up comedian, with a dash of “don’t tell grandma what we did last weekend.”

Other Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Museums / Galleries, Music - Dance / Electronic, Music - Pop / R&B, Hiking / Camping, Politics, Cycling, Gym / Aerobics, Shopping, Mountaineering, Computers / Internet, Movies / Cinema, Cooking, Food and Wine, Music - Hip Hop

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