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Beautiful Freak 40

42, Shropshire

Married, Average body
5'1''or below (< 155cm)
Looking for: Friendship, See how it goes

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Regular Drinker

Occupation: Self-employed
Education: Graduate/Masters Degree
Eye Colour: Hazel
Hair Colour: Red
Religion: Catholic

Looking for Male between the ages of 38 and 55

Star Sign: Capricorn
Last Active: Within 24 Hours

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About Me:

My marriage is amazing. In fact my entire life is so good I sometimes find myself laughing hysterically while watching the TV. This usually happens during an advert for UNiCEF or some other humanitarian charity.

I love live music and dancing. I'm very short but much taller when standing on a stool or chair. In fact if the stool or chair is big enough I can even tower over someone taller than 5' 5".

People are usually disappointed when they meet me as I'm not very funny and don't look like their mother. They're even more disappointed when they find out that I don't suck cock like her either. Well life's full of disappointments what can I say?

In my defence most guys on here are one wank short of a picnic. Now I know to many of you that won't make much sense. But to all the sisters out there, you know what I'm talking about.

So what I'm really looking for should go in the next section. I hate those people who mix up the sections when writing their profiles and I'll be fucked if I'm one of them!

Ideal Partner:

Things I don't want in a man:

His body shrouded in a BMW
Mansplainers
Possessiveness
Clean shaven. The local guy I fuck is always clean shaven for sex, the rest of the time he is not and it always does my head in.
Lives with his mum. He doesn't because she's dead and they didn't keep the body, well they did for while but the smell became unbearable. What I mean is I don't want a man who still lives with his mum, dead or alive.

Things I want in man:

Tall, actually tall, like really. When you're in a crowd of people if you can't see the tops of people's heads then you are NOT tall. In fact I'm gonna go with actually tall NOT relative to me, I don't mean related to me I mean you're tall, like really tall. In fact if you're nickname is tall, big shoulder arm man then I'm interested.
Strong arms
Literate
Clothed in public and in photos
Candid.
Funny.
Strong regional accent. Happy if you just put this on when we're together.
Assertive not just in the bedroom but everywhere. Always never stops asserting.
Knows how to answer when asked are you on email.