The Vanilla Gorilla

About Me:

Are you the proud owner of your own eyebrows?

Do you dance like you’re being electrocuted?

Marvellous! Shall we have a thing? - more than a fling and definitely not a a ring!

Things I like:
Malbec, coffee, galleries, mezze platters, Nick Cave, W H Auden, manners, Pilates, quirk & kook (but not kink), cycling, many things retro and analogue.

Not a fan:
Brexit. Tory policy (though I’m up for healthy debate).

To whom it matters:
I’m 5’7, facial and chest hair, closely cropped head hair. Fit, slim, hygienic, discreet.

Ideal Partner:

As long as we connect I really don’t care if your hair is purple, blonde or grey, or if you’re black, white or green (ok, not green). A fun friendship would be great, ideally exclusive so we can get off this site!

I won’t send unsolicited dick pics; that’s the human equivalent of a cat giving you a dead bird.

Oh.. and if you’re curvy I’ll probably look at you the way my dog looks at a Costco chicken!

Other Interests:

Nature, Museums / Galleries, Singing / Playing Instrument, Movies / Cinema, Yoga / Meditation

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