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Mayday Mayday

52, Cumbria

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Married, Slim body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Other
Education:  College
Eye Colour:  Brown
Hair Colour:  Other
Religion:  Agnostic/None

Looking for Male between the ages of 40 and 54

Star Sign: Pisces
Last Active: Within 24 Hours

About Me:

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Free airfryer for not being being genuine and not a shady git*

*subject to availability and not being a twat 😂


As the username suggests I am sending a distress signal. Don't want someone that just gives me attention, the right one will show up with INTENTION.

If you like a lady with a sensual naughty side who is caring, looking for one special person, and generally making your life a happier place then I'm here! Easy going, drama free with a sunny personality. I don't bed hop, married, done this twice, both lasted a long time and ended amicably :)

I have a great sense of humour and wide variety of interests so won't bore you into your G&T. Same as most here, happily married but stale in the bedroom.

Drop me a line and see if we click. Being upfront with a face pic is always a good start. Not here for chatting to loads, want to find my one and disappear.

Thought of the day.

A kink is being tickled with a feather, a fetish is using the whole chicken.






Ideal Partner:

Handsome, well dressed, tall, fit guy who loves to laugh, and has such a naughty side. A gentleman, until you’re not :)

For the love of Neptunes pubes, if you are looking to collection multiple ladies on here please pass me by. I am looking for ONE, to get to know, explore, share times with.



Within the Cumbria/Lancs area.

Other Interests:

Museums / Galleries, Gardening, Literature / History

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