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About Me:

Female dragonflies fake their own death to avoid unsuitable mates. And I can kinda see their point…

Back again after a while away reassessing what so far has been a disappointment trying to find the one.


As the username suggests I am sending a distress signal. Don't want someone that just gives me attention, the right one will show up with INTENTION.

If you like an attractive lady with a sensual naughty side who is caring, looking for one special person, and generally making your life a happier place then I'm here! Easy going, drama free with a sunny personality.
Married and done this before, lasted a long time and ended amicably :)

I have a wild sense of humour and wide variety of interests so won't bore you into your G&T.

Same as most here, happily married but stale in the bedroom. I value trust, mutual respect and openness right from the start and you can expect the same in return.

Drop me a line and see if we click. Being upfront with a face pic is always a good start. Not here for chatting to loads, want to find my one and disappear.

Ideal Partner:

Handsome, well dressed, tall, fit guy who loves to laugh, and has such a naughty side. A gentleman, until you’re not :)

Please if you are looking to collection multiple ladies on here please pass me by. I am looking for ONE, to get to know, explore, share times with.



Within the Cumbria/Lancs area.

Other Interests:

Museums / Galleries, Gardening, Literature / History

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