Clover Field

About Me:

The thing about me that seems to be pretty unique on here is that I’m genuine.

I feel for you guys, I really do! I’ve heard the most awful stories about what you all have to go through to get laid these days! You poor poor things! Well, not to worry any more.

I’ll meet you, and I’ll most likely have sex with you, at least once … provided you meet my strict criteria below.

In terms of what you probably want to know about me … I've got pretty simple tastes, and I find Rick Astley and Bananarama agree with me a lot more than that Mozart dude.

Only joking - I would never divulge my very personal and private musical tastes on a site like this! And I’d certainly never expect anyone to find that useful in assessing my potential as a candidate to be their hot new lover.

Just know that …
My tastes (men-wise) are very far from simple;
My photo is current and is me;
I’m married and incapable of monogamy;
I’m up for almost anything sexually - even vanilla - and especially anal;
I’m free for overnights and adventures;
I’m deceptively slutty, given my outward appearance.

Ideal Partner:

It’s impossible to know who you’re going to fancy.

Just make me smile and don’t be a jerk.

Speaking of … If you want to really impress me, tell me about all the times you called a guy out for being one.

Other Interests:

Dancing, Travel / Sightseeing, Food and Wine

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