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Abs&Ass

39, York

Separated, Athletic body
5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Short Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, Casual, See how it goes

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Education & Science
Education: Bachelors Degree
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Blonde
Religion: Agnostic/None

Looking for Male between the ages of 38 and 48

Star Sign: Cancer
Last Active: She's waiting for you!

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About Me:

38, bored AF. Honesty is the best policy … and I think this will separate the wheat from the chaff 🤣 Fairly fresh out of a marriage and looking for fun times … pretty sure some blokes will run a mile!

Some vital stats - 5ft2 (small but proportional 🤣), very blonde! Icy blue eyes, In better shape now than in my 20s, and proud of it!!

In my “do shit for me, make me happy era” 🤣 I was in the same relationship for 20yrs, married for 10yrs. Satisfaction, appreciation and desire were level 0… and to be quite honest a bloody waste 😏😆.

I work in academia and I’m passionate about learning and making research and knowledge open to all. I love books (obviously), history, cycling, walking lifting weights, good food and good wine 😜 I have only one child and it’s furry, the best kind!

Ideal Partner:

Good conversation - not crap small talk! Honestly, send me a voice note rather than a dick pic to prove you can string a sentence 🤣 … a good sense of humour! Hopefully you didn’t get offended by the above 🤣 likes to read, looks after themselves, and of course likes good food and good wine! Silver foxes can apply 😏

Other Interests:

Nature, Music - Alternative, Music - Classical / Opera, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History, Cycling, Gym / Aerobics, Movies / Cinema, Music - Hip Hop