MidsHedonist

About Me:

Life motto could be: get through life f*cking the world up as little as possible.

"Looks aren't important" Sorry, they are, not exclusively important, maybe even not primarily important, but relevant, definitely! So, let's get the elephant out of this room right now, I'm kinda average size, 5'7, slimmish build, brown hair, receding going a bit grey, green eyes (turn blue under some circumstances!). I lift weights, run, cycle less often, try (but often fail!) to eat well, but I'm in good condition overall!

Some ins and outs about me, intelligent, indomitable, insatiable, informed, intuitive... Outgoing, outrageous, outspoken, outsized, outdoors. Travelled, experienced, and comfortable with who I am.

My pics are out there in the wild for you, no offence taken if I don't float your boat, but it's only fair to be able to see a face pic for you too at some point, don't you think? See below, discretion assured.

I'm married and looking for something casual, preferably if it is just one all-in-one package. I'm not looking to damage my family so discretion is essential. I need more than a vanilla 5 minute once a year quickie, I need to feel alive again! My relationship is solid in so many ways, but there are respects in which it is absolutely undeniable that it is unable to sufficiently meet my needs.

I'm a little bit of a kinky soul at heart, like to be in control, love playing with rope from time to time, drop me a message if your curiosity gets the better of you 😉 kx

Ideal Partner:

I'm just looking for fun friendship and who knows?

If this was a person specification for a job, your essential attributes would need to be:
Good sense of humour;
Playfulness;
Good physique (don't have to be a gym bunny but if you don't care about how you look, what else don't you care about?);
Feisty nature (at the appropriate times!); Independent (sugar daddy isn't on my bucket list :p);
Willingness to break rules (sometimes /);
Adventurous (I'm a hedonist, I don't care what people think of me, I hope you're looking to fulfill your needs rather than work to societies/someone else's vision of what's right/proper/nice etc etc)
Uninhibited (not just sexually, but communicatively as well. There's nothing to lose and everything to gain by being honest and not worried about how you'll come across);
...will add more as they come to me.

EDIT: massive (ooh err, no wait for it) necessity to be able to do innuendo to a professional standard. It doesn't equate to a direct invite to your nether regions, and if I have to explain it, it's not innuendo is it?

Desirable characteristics: writing an actual profile not just leaving the automated one; being honest about what you desire (clue this isn't Bumble)...

Extra points for petite fiery women who think they can tame me, good luck with that...

Other Interests:

Nature, Gardening, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Dance / Electronic, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Politics, Cycling, Dancing, Computers / Internet, Water Sports, Cooking

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