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About Me:

Right, now then, So, girl met a boy many years ago! Fast forward to 2024, the fairytale is dead and cremated! Hence girl is on here. Because girl's not into multiple partners as she's terrible with names; one person should be more than plenty! Girl prefers knowing someone rather than having dic pics sent to her, as endowed as the dic pics may appear. Being able to hold a conversation ticks girl even more! Could you be in a bubble with girl?

On a serious note! There are loads to know about me. I would have sent you to ask my mum, but one step at a time.

Also joking! We're not meeting parents ;) ha ha!

I'd prefer not to date (or whatever we do) someone 30 and under. That'd be child abuse, considering I'm ageing at a very fast pace ;-)


I'm not your kind of girl if you're looking to settle down, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy some of life's great pleasures.

I love going out; I have a great love of food. I mean, who doesn't?? But, I'm also very comfortable staying in and enjoying the comfort of a sofa; at the same time, I can scrub up well, heels have become more of a challenge since having a kid! I think some bones in my system got rearranged in the process of that kid joininghe world. Comfort over beauty kinda thing! Also find thongs so uncomfortable but I can still work a lingerie so worry not!

I did enjoy going to the gym a few times a week, but the results never showed!! So now I'm useless at exercising, but still of an average build! Basically, I'm not Angelina Jolie neither am I scarlet Johanson. Just very normal!

If I'm not doing mommy duties or working at my day job, I'll mostly be trying to get through the book without falling asleep :). English is like my third language so I won't be replying to your messages in essays, but I'll communicate!

I'm not as mean as my profile reads so say hello and tell me if the myth about shoe size is true!!

Xo.

Ideal Partner:

I'm not so high maintenance, and here we go: I find being able to hold a conversation with someone so satisfying! so I'd say if you're able to hold a conversation without mentioning your better half a thousand times in one sentence, then that's a bonus. Are you a one-woman person? (the irony!) A good aftershave knocks me off my feet too, and I'm a sucker for sweet nothings. Are you funny and intelligent?

Other Interests:

Nature, Museums / Galleries, Gardening, Music - World, Cycling, Shopping, Theatre / Ballet, Cooking, Food and Wine

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