Jamie_x

About Me:

Hello,



(Married and not looking to change current or others' situation - discretion given and expected, I'm not new to this)




Thank you for stopping by.


Call me jalopyj


You will find me a genuine, honest and professional gentlemen with a fun, outward looking personality and good sense of humour. Though confident, definitely not cocky.



I'm looking to share fun, giggles, humour and nakedness with a likeminded person. I'm missing sexual intimacy and affection.



I'm 5'11, 12stone 10lbs - I enjoy exercise, keeping fit and walking the dog. A favourite happy place is being outside in the country hills and mountains (walking/climbing).



Ideally, you're able to have Illicit meets during the day around the East Midlands/Midlands. Family life occupies evenings and weekends, though some afternoon, early evening/evening meets may be arranged with notice.



I sometimes travel to the South-East if that is ever an option.



Upon reading this, if I resonate with you, it would be nice to start a chat here or somewhere secure. You'll easily find me if you have detective skills :-), don't hurt me if you kick me/ Or if you don't use this use the other! haha let's see how you get on! Speak soon

Ideal Partner:

Oh my, this is a toughie to answer. This underworld isn't new to me, IE is.

This isn't short, grab a cuppa ha-ha! x

I am very attracted to manners, intelligence and humour. If you're more intelligent and articulate than me (which isn't very hard he he) and can make me laugh we'll get on fabulously.

I'm confident, neither cocky nor arrogant. You will be emotionally stable, as I am and will be. I can take rejection. If you don't like me or don't want me to message etc, tell me! Indeed, it's not nice to hear – though it’s more kind and respectful to do so, than leave messages unanswered or leaving me to second guess your thoughts. Treat me how you like to be treated. Thank you x

You are happy with yourself, with what you were provided. Increasing the size of your lips, boobs, reducing face wrinkles - you'll get fed up with me expressing disapproval:-) I don't have any tattoos, I don't mind the odd few on others, just not loads.

You will have lumps bumps and everything life has thrown at you, have a healthy lifestyle and outlook.

I will go weak with a cracking smile and gazing eyes. These are the attributes I will notice first. Bums, boobs, legs, are down the list.

We can go for a day or two without having to check for messages from each other constantly. Ideally, we'd get naked every few weeks or when we can steal the time to have excitement and passion in a hotel room.

You'll enjoy being teased, wearing [classy] matching underwear, kissing and taking time to explore each other. Someone who prefers me to [predominantly/not always] take the lead in bed.

I am told I have a lovely back, great broad shoulders, fabulous legs and lovely hands. As fluffy as this sounds, I'm not going to argue this. Ha-ha!

Upon chatting here, I do prefer to chat on another discreet chat platform and arrange a meet [fairly soon] to establish if the chemistry and desire is there. x

If you’ve got this far, like what you’ve read and not too fed up your cuppa has gone cold it would be lovely hearing from you.

Other Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Gardening, Nightclubs / Clubs, Music - Pop / R&B, Cycling, Cricket, Mountaineering, Water Sports, Cooking, Food and Wine

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