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AcePokerFace

51, Swindon

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Married, Athletic body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Government
Education:  Graduate/Masters Degree
Eye Colour:  Blue
Hair Colour:  Brown
Religion:  Atheist

Looking for Female between the ages of 30 and 54

Star Sign: Capricorn
Last Active: Within 4 Days

About Me:

Thought I'd give the auto profile generator a go as we all need a laugh!
"First of all you should know: I don't take myself too seriously, I would say I'm intelligent, candid and practical." (Ok, good start, this is fairly accurate)

"Would I say that I'm intelligent? Well, I am university educated (that sounds pompous which I'm definitely not!) I specialise in government (sort of). Currently I'm married ('currently' ah, sarcasm built into the algorithm, clever!) and looking for something that goes wherever it leads me (true)."

"I like to indulge in Breaking Bad and Pulp Fiction. I have particular distaste for Period Dramas (distaste is too strong). My tastes are quite broad, but if I had to narrow it down, I'm more of a Rock and Foo Fighters kinda person than Kanye West. (That sounds a bit clunky but you get the gist)."

"Typically blue eyes, (typically? My eye colour is immutable as far as I'm aware) sporting an athletic body ('sporting' sounds like I'm currently borrowing a body from a friend), brown hair (I feel I have to clarify that's lots of hair, not a single hair) and average height (5'10" is average I think, but anyway you at least know I'm not a PORG).


Apart from all that, I REALLY don't take myself too seriously and enjoy a laugh (though don't do it nearly enough). I'm not flaky, I won't mess you around and discretion and professionalism is always a priority (before the fun and laughter of course).

Ideal Partner:

How do you fill this in without it sounding too much like a shopping list? I guess I could say what I won't be putting in my shopping basket...so that would be cigarettes, racism, homophobia, bizarre conspiracy theories and new potatoes (bleughh!) and any of your photos that haven't been taken in the last couple of years (unless you've made a pact with the Devil in exchange for eternal youth).

So if you've a mischievous twinkle and a yearn for high adventure, grab my hand and let's see where it takes us!





Other Interests:

Nature, Cycling, Water Sports

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