Relaxed Vibes

About Me:

I am told my best attributes are that I'm quick witted, confident and self assured. This is only what I’m told, personally I see myself as a bit ditzy and clumsy but I’m happy if I come across as the opposite, just keep those expectations low, less chance of disappointment that way!

Outstanding assets remarked on are both eyes and breasts, I am generally a down to earth type of girl, who says it as it is

I’m no gym bunny and I don’t trowel on the make up, but I do enjoy a stroll and am partial to both kale and brussels sprouts!

If you’re hoping to meet a svelte goddess then you clicked on the wrong profile, quick, press the back button now and no-one need know you even had a peek

I talk too much, I love people watching, reading, nature, photography, coffee and cake

What's my music bag? I guess a bit of an eclectic mix of Wet Leg, Elton John, Arctic Monkeys, Royal Blood with an interspersing of Taylor Swift, Lewis Capaldi, 90’s indie, Pink Floyd, Roy Orbison even classical if the mood takes me but never jazz, jazz just angers me!

I'm married to a speed bump who has his head in the sand. I’m hoping for some romance and fun with a like minded guy. Available to be wined and dined, met for coffee or abseil down a cliff…

Ideal Partner:

How to describe my ideal IE? This isn’t easy, I have no preference on age, height, build, hair or eye colour. For me it’s more about who you are and how we gel than looks, although there does need to be something, what that is could be anything though - a twinkle in the eye, even a wonky smile!

I like an honest deceitful pal, contradictory maybe but you know what I mean. I like to be woo’ed, message often and met regularly.

If you are only looking to bed hop please pass me by. I like the whole secret relationship package than just your package!

Needless to say I am hoping to find just the one nice guy for a more traditional affair than many bed notches, discretion a must

*Additional Note:

I don’t want to rant because my vibes are generally relaxed but…

If you used the quick option profile generator then chances are I shan’t reply, a lack of effort to portray who you are shows a lot. As does the way you make tea!

I have been here before, the reasons I was put off looking again were many… I got fed up with being strung along, men needing ego boosts, ghostings. I could carry on but you get the idea. If I’m not for you that’s absolutely fine but don’t scuttle off behind a rock, I’m not about to go all Incredible Hulk on you for being honest, a polite decline is much more appreciated than a disappearing act.

I’m not here to engage in instant sexting, I won’t be moving straight to another platform just two messages in and no, I don’t want to meet you behind the bins or in your car!

Rant over!

Other Interests:

Nature, Arts / Crafts, Museums / Galleries, Literature / History, Motor Racing, Travel / Sightseeing, Food and Wine

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