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51, Richmond

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Married, Average body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Short Term Relationship, Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, Casual, See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Legal
Education:  Graduate/Masters Degree
Eye Colour:  Brown
Hair Colour:  Brown
Religion:  Other

Looking for Female between the ages of 30 and 62

Star Sign: Virgo
Last Active: Online Now!!

About Me:

This is a long profile because when I'm writing, ideas come and I just have to write them. It's mildly amusing in bits but don't be all grumbling in my messages that it's a long profile; it occupied you for a couple of minutes and it makes some people smile. Maybe not you and maybe you aren't even going to read it, 'cos you're grumpy and impatient, but then I'll be nice to you and reply to messages and all that but why would I want to meet you? You're grumpy. And impatient.

You know what you should do? write a long one yourself and if you want to win, and completely win, my awestruck admiration then incorporate some of the phrases that the 'autohelper' writes while trying to avoid the appearance of benign insanity. It's all fairground pyschic stuff - "Let me paint a picture" and "I'm guessing you want to know" and "I imagine that" seem to be the most common but there's the odd one which presupposes a question that no one in their right mind would ask. "Me?? I guess you could say that my eyes are frequently the same colour". Um, ok...

Also, the vague, nonsensical comparisons are worth digging out for comedy value alone. "I would say that I'm definitely more pastel coloured teapot than Tuesday afternoon badger punching".

Anyway, if you do that I'll send you a case of champagne. Or pick my favourite if there's more than one. More probably I'll just send it to the first one who does it then rewrite my profile telling everyone that you're very funny. Not grumpy. Patient.

I'm entirely and hugely (oh the irony..) comfortable with my height of 5 7 and my 50+ age and love the skin I'm in and all that so if you're contacting me and your profile is plastered with minimum height requirements or maximum age 49, you're putting me in an awkward position. I don't want to be rude and just ignore your message but I don't want to change your mind, or do anything which makes me appear to want to change your mind, about your physical and temporal preference in guys. I'm not going to compromise on my minimum and don't expect you to either. You're no one's second best, I hope, and neither am I.

So I'll reply to messages, just the kind of lovely guy I am, but if your profile is clear that I'm outside your heart's desire then recognise that I'm being polite. There are several hundred men on this site and the odds are ever in your favour :-)

That is all - go in peace. Lot of reading in this profile, huh? That's two minutes you're not getting back..

Ideal Partner:

Sense of humour is top of the list. But not a zany one. If you chortle with uncontrolled mirth at the mere mention of Mrs Browns Boys get in touch and I'll chip in for the cost of the therapy you so badly, badly need. Also, since we're being a bit fussy on the humour front, I love intelligent humour but you're booked for bitter disappointment if you imagine that we're going to share some warm moments over the hidden gems in the work of Thomas Hardy - I'll applaud the effort but my reading age is considerably below my actual age. What else.. Oh, yes, I'm attracted to warm, open people. I'm not saying be yourself, that's a bit trite, but I am saying try and relax. I am mildly kinky, I suppose, but I'm never going to be an actual threat. On which note, the most toe curling thing people can do is make gender statements so 'typical male' is a bit of cold shower for me in terms of liking people.

Oh and I'm from a generation where guys pay for meals and drinks and so on. Offer to pay if you like, that's kind of polite though not essential but don't ever offer to go halves and know that if you absolutely insisted on paying for lunch or dinner the first or second time we meet I won't argue to the point of stupidity and will cede to your insistence but I'll never talk to you again. If you don't understand that my buying is a courtesy extended solely as gratitude for your company, then we're not on the same page at all.

Other Interests:

Music - Country, Music - Classical / Opera, Literature / History, Golf, Gym / Aerobics, Singing / Playing Instrument, Computers / Internet

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