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56, Luton

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Living Together, Cuddly body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: Short Term Relationship, Casual, See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Self-employed
Education:  College
Eye Colour:  Brown
Hair Colour:  White / Grey
Religion:  Catholic

Looking for Female between the ages of 21 and 54

Star Sign: Capricorn
Last Active: Within 24 Hours

About Me:

I am a stoic, a poet, an enigma. I have skilled hands, I can multi-task in the bedroom, beer in one hand, remote in the other!

I am seeking a rich blend of ‘come hitherness’ both in terms of ooh la la and oh blah, dee, oh blah dah.

Safe sex a must, no sh***** from the side of a mountain or on horseback. Apply within ...

VK’s, and gifts don’t bother, they show a lack of imagination. And just so we know where we stand, I’m a sports coach, and the majority of my wardrobe reflects this. However I do scrub up nicely for the right person and have been known to wear the odd shirt and tie. But if that’s your preference then, just like VKs don’t bother ‘cos I don’t care how hot you are we won’t get on. In addition, if you’re an old fashioned girl, whatever the feck that is, and don’t like tattoos you may want to skip the rest and move on ...

Not really interested in your vacuous visions of ‘true romance’ and don’t use words like integrity or honesty, it just makes you look stupid on a site like this. Too brutal? Yeah maybe, but I am worth getting to know and tell it how it is.

[UPDATE the UPDATE AGAIN! cos some of you can’t read] Don't bother contacting me if you are divorced or separated, my time is as precious as yours and there’s not a lot of it. If you're not in a relationship then you'll have more time than I can 'handle' and it wouldn't be fair on you.

And don’t ... and I mean DON’T send me unsolicited VKs or gifts - I’ll just block your ass, no matter how cute it looks!

Plus! Don't bother if you're not within 50 miles of my location - and for those who can't read, I'm not 6' or over. So having that as a preference on your profile and then contacting me does seem very odd. Plus, if you delight in txt speak, gr8 for instance, then you’re to bone-idle to warrant my attention There are only 5 letters in great and you can only type 3! [UPDATE END AGAIN JEEZ!!!]

I coach every evening, sometimes ‘til late, although I can rearrange things - you could always join one of my Boxercise classes, at the very least I’ll show you how to punch properly and you’ll get a little fitter.

Here’s a thought put ‘punch properly’ as the subject line of your contact message, that way I’ll know you’ve read this and aren’t one of those time wasting fakes that slip through then net :)

Ideal Partner:

Female, fully functional, sense of humour. As for type? Don’t have one apart from ‘don’t be stupid’, I don’t do stupid, why? ‘Cos I’m stupid and two stupid people together will effect the space time continuum ... too risky.

Women generally like me (not fancy but like) I’m actually a good listener so if you’re a talker that’s ok (within reason). I like women, that’s why I say no particular type. So bring it on and let’s see if we’re both worth it.

Other Interests:

Literature / History, Boxing / Wrestling, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Martial Arts

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