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53, Bristol

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Married, Athletic body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Short Term Relationship, Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Regular Drinker

Occupation:  Financial Services
Education:  College
Eye Colour:  Hazel
Hair Colour:  White / Grey
Religion:  Church of England

Looking for Female between the ages of 40 and 50

Star Sign: Sagittarius
Last Active: Within 3 Hours

About Me:

Ok - Hello one and all , welcome. I am sure I’m not alone in scratching my head when it comes to trying to describe ones self and I’m also sure that there are those who are just scratching

It’s the new year, so a good time to set ourselves some goals, so I thought I’d refresh my CV to try and drum up some activity with a bit of rebranding. Let’s hope it goes a bit better than Prince Andrews attempt ( What was he thinking ?) , and whilst we’re on the subject , yes I sweat 💦

I’m in my early 50’s , yes I know it’s a shocker ( perhaps I should be culled if COVID 19 doesn’t get me first ) but nothing has fallen off yet, I don’t need my food liquidised, I can still remember my name and I’m in F.F.O ( Fully Functioning Order) All parts are warranted and available for inspection. Willing to investigate my darker side ( and yours) but it’s not obligatory and I also like to be spontaneous occasionally.
I enjoy all the usual social activities , drinking , dining , live gigs , cinema, but it’s who you are with, not where you are that counts. Due to the lockdown it seems all of the above is suspended for the time being.

I’ve kept my self pretty fit all my life through sport 🏋️‍♀️ , general workouts in the gym and cycling, so I’m good to go , all I just need now is a pillion passenger. Oh and I have a sense of humour ( for those who haven’t noticed) which is an acquired taste, so you have been warned
Please form on orderly queue 🙃

Ideal Partner:

There is no ideal - far too many variations too compute but I will know when and if I find her.
More than likely though she will have a pulse and an IQ greater than 40. Not too much too ask is it , is it? Also a sense of humour would not go amiss nor the ability to walk unaided and not require the use of a commode, although I’m gallant enough to open the door for you and pull your chair out. Finally it would be very much appreciated if you didn’t scare small children or make meerkats run for cover.
Other than that , everything else is considered

I’ve noticed that those paragraphs that begin
“Let me tell you a bit about myself “ never tell me anything other than they couldn’t be bothered to make an effort. Also , if you think your two best assets are those that stick through your blouse and not your wit and personality then please swipe me

To be clear, I’m not looking for a one hit wonder or even a number of one hit wonders, something with a bit of longevity would be good as this is an investment of time and emotion

PS Just what does curvaceous mean and why does everyone seem to claim to live in Aberdeenshire ???

PPS : is this now classed as “Essential Service ‘s ?”

Other Interests:

Hiking / Camping, Politics, Cycling, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Gym / Aerobics, Athletics, Food and Wine

Gifts Received Recently :

Pint of Lager A Beach Ball Silk Boxer Shorts The Kama Sutra Box of Belgian Chocolates A Beach Ball

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