Heidi Sausage

About Me:

Regarding my education, I studied medicine at University and I work as a surgeon in the NHS.

I’m married but in somewhat trying circumstances and I’m looking for some romance and fun without deserting my disabled husband.

I think of myself as: intelligent, sensual and smart. Love cryptic crosswords - love them even more when I’m solving them with an intelligent sexy man who I can admire and respect. I prefer chess to Connect 4, but I’ll be happy to whup you at either!

I enjoy a round of golf whenever time permits.

Probably an idea to describe my looks - slim, blonde hair, blue eyes and a little below average height.

I am well-travelled and my favourite country to visit is Italy.



Here’s my secret vices... 1) despite my good education I still love Coronation Street (but EastEnders is too shouty, not to mention gor blimey for me). I like crime and police procedurals especially Line of Duty. If I had to choose, I'd say I like Smooth and Pop (adore Simply Red) and I can’t stand Hip Hop and rap.

Ideal Partner:

I care for my disabled husband but a woman still has needs, you know...

That said, be advised that I’m looking for more than a f-buddy.

I have had a lot of messages, so rather than waste each other’s time, it is as well to spell out what I am NOT looking for as well as what I am.

I want to meet a smart, witty, elegant, charming and good-looking man who can make intelligent conversation, and who takes pride in his personal appearance. Therefore if your wardrobe consists of little other than hoodies, trackie bottoms and training shoes, and you think it’s fine to be seen wearing shorts to anywhere except the beach or for playing sport in, then don’t bother applying. No slobs, no mouth-breathers, no chew-with-mouth-open types please, and definitely no baseball caps (How old are you? 12?). No-one wedded to their mobile phones either. My blood boils when I see couples out together who seem to spend more time checking their phones than engaging with their partners. It is plain rude, and I do not tolerate rudeness.

I want a man who is fragrant and well-groomed - strict standards of personal hygiene are essential. No man gets to touch me if he has dirt under his fingernails.

If you write or say “could of”, “should of” etc, it is not going to happen. Likewise if you can’t distinguish between “there”, “their”, and “they’re”. What I’m saying is, no illiterates, please.

Sincere replies only, I am not looking for one-night bunk ups in low grade motels.That means no cut-and-paste, recycled messages which you use in a carpet-bombing exercise on vast numbers of women.

I want a man who can woo me and sweep me off my feet and can laugh me into bed. Tell me what it is in my profile that makes you think we can click and how you feel you are up it it.

You can gather by now that I don’t suffer fools gladly. But if you reckon you are up to the job? If so, message me. No text-speak please (I’m a surgeon, not a schoolgirl). Do it properly though. Put some effort in to show you are serious. Absolutely no VKs, gifts etc. Will block you if you think that is the way to a girl’s heart.

Put some photos of yourself in your private gallery, and give me the password. Make them recent ones, huh? If I like what I see, I’ll message you back. If not - no hard feelings and sincere good luck in finding your soul mate. X

Other Interests:

Museums / Galleries, Politics, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Shopping, Singing / Playing Instrument, Computers / Internet, Water Sports, Movies / Cinema, Cooking, Food and Wine

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