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54, Central Scotland

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Married, Average body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Engineering
Education:  Graduate/Masters Degree
Eye Colour:  Grey
Hair Colour:  Brown
Religion:  Agnostic/None

Looking for Female between the ages of 44 and 66

Star Sign: Scorpio
Last Active: Within 2 Hours

About Me:

Even though I'm here to for research purposes only and not replying to any messages people still send them anyway - what does it all mean!

At first, I let the profile generator do this part for me but frankly, it was a load of arse - so I decided to make an effort and do it myself.

I'm not here for the same reasons as most everyone else here and that includes you, reader.
I'm intelligent, reliable and sociable. I like to talk and I am interested in the world.
I have lived, travelled and 'been around'.
I am Scottish but my family are not originally Scottish or British.
I voted to stay in the EU.
I have good arms and thighs.
I also have a beard.

Why pintobeans? I like pinto beans and have a poor imagination when it comes dreaming-up a profile name. It's not great I know, but I think it's better than using a name in the hope that it conveys sexual prowess or magnetism, like 'LamborghiniMan' or much worse.

Ideal Partner:

Wading through the mostly profile generated, no-imagination-used or effort expended, humourless female profiles here is hard work so I'll try to make the looking part easier for you than you've made it for me - by using lists.

Here is the 'like' list.

I like all shapes and sizes - good things come in all kinds of packages.
I like women who like to talk - before, during and after.
I like kissing - take your time and enjoy the small things.
I like women who are direct without being arrogant.
I like women who are self-effacing and have enough humour to laugh at the absurdity of my profile, their own profile, other profiles and the 'experience' of being here.

Here's the 'don't like' list.

Thinking of sending me a gift...? Don't.
You're 'naughty'. We are adults - naughty is what children are in Enid Blyton books.
Your profile is written using CAPITALS. Trump does that and you don't want to be like him.
You're here and not sure what you're looking for but think you will know it when you find it. No you won't and you won't use me as your opportunity to find out either - step away from the car.
Your opening shot is a demand for a pic and worse, you think you're entitled to one.

You're wondering what the hell I'm here for...

Other Interests:

Cars / Motorcycles, Music - Rock, Politics, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Travel / Sightseeing

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