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Comedian and Poet

64, Cardiff

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Divorced, Average body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Retired
Education:  High/Secondary school
Eye Colour:  Brown
Hair Colour:  Red
Religion:  Agnostic/None

Looking for Female between the ages of 39 and 60

Star Sign: Gemini
Last Active: Waiting for Mrs Right

About Me:

Let me tell you what makes me tick: This is how I look: red hair, kinda average size, brown eyes and average height.

From the academic side of things, I'm self taught, I specialise in no longer!. Currently I'm divorced and looking for something that goes wherever it leads me.

I feel it's fair to describe me as intimate, funny and creative.

Some of my favourites are Pirates of the Caribbean and Q.I. rather than Coronation Street. What's my music bag? I guess a bit of The Beach Boys and Tom Jones what's not for me is Eminem.

Ideal Partner:

Seeking a warm hearted extremely tactile female I was married for over 25 years to a frigid woman who rarely gave me any relief of any kind I am a writer or mostly funny poems am publishing my book via Amazon. Let’s meet today if possible and you can read it between fucks, sex Is a must please message ASAP and talk and meet and fuck xxx Neil xxx

Other Interests:

Theatre / Ballet

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