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52, Bristol

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Married, Average body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Short Term Relationship, Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, Casual, See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Engineering
Education:  Graduate/Masters Degree
Eye Colour:  Brown
Hair Colour:  Brown
Religion:  Agnostic/None

Looking for Female between the ages of 30 and 54

Star Sign: Libra
Last Active: Within 6 Days

About Me:

I'm here because our bed is so quiet the cat jumps on it and falls asleep on us. I daren't move or he'll pounce on something under the duvet. (yikes)

Apologies for anyone upset by the cock photo. I thought it was de rigeur but I might have missed a memo.

I'd love to spend some time with someone flirty and fun, and who enjoys being cheeky and romantic. I've got a nice sense of humour, can flirt and be cheeky for England, and am on the slim side through yoga, pilates, and running. I'm not a muscle bound moron (ha ha) and I don't want us to jump into bed straight away, and I don't want you to be just a notch on my (quite un-notched) bedpost.

My temples and my close cut beard are greying which I hate but it perhaps means I'm becoming a "silver fox" Mroww ;-) (there’s the cat again)

I dress casually - black jeans, shorts if the weather's hot and if the natives won’t get frightened. I'm not a MAMIL.

I have two superpowers. The first is to detect cameras, and to look like a total wazzock when photos are being taken. Yeah it’s unhelpful at best. The second is to nod off watching a movie, wake up during the next one and then mentally figure out a plot getting from movie A to movie B.

So your mission is to somehow keep me awake...

Ideal Partner:

You should be an intelligent women who enjoys being feminine, healthy, flirting, and having fun. You probably need to be a Remainer like me, or we'll spend all night arguing instead of doing something far more interesting! I'm not massively worried about looks or wobbly bits.

I live in London and regularly work in Bristol, so you would really need to be OK with seeing me every month in Bristol.

Other Interests:

Music - Country, Music - Dance / Electronic, Music - New Age, Music - Rock, Gym / Aerobics, Motor Racing, Ice / Snow Sports, Computers / Internet, Movies / Cinema, Yoga / Meditation

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