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SloshPot

57, Kent

Married, Average body
5'1''or below (< 155cm)
Looking for: See how it goes

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Admin/Cust. Service
Education: Bachelors Degree
Eye Colour: Hazel
Hair Colour: Light Brown
Religion: Church of England

Looking for Male between the ages of 55 and 59

Star Sign: Libra
Last Active: She's waiting for you!

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About Me:

Have been on this site a while now and haven’t had much luck!

I’m the only woman I know that could fall into a pit of cocks and come out sucking my thumb!

Yes, I know what my profile name means and I love it!

Slippery Kipper lickers, don’t be shy...drop me a line!

Please don’t come knocking if you are a mess (hot or not) as I haven’t got the time or inclination to sort you out, my kids are grown up and I’m done with playing mother. Time wasters are particularly annoying.

I’m not into beards at all, even trimmed neat ones! Us real women know that beards hide weak chins!
If the hair on your head has migrated to your arse crack - You are not my type! Seriously, sort that out! 😜

I’m Small and sweet with an opinion on everything and I know that I’m an acquired taste, so if you are looking for demure, posh and mousey I’m not the one!
somewhere, sometime I will be some mans perfect lover....

If we meet and you don't look like your pictures you're buying me drinks until you do!!!

Pencil skirts, heels, fishnet stockings and suspenders may well be on your wish list ...Six packs, muscular thighs and massive cocks with stamina are on mine...but let’s be real here, you can’t always get what you want....

Previous applicants need not apply...

He who dares....

Ideal Partner:

I’m looking for a down to earth, straight talking man, A mans man...

That doesn’t mean I want a complete thick idiot, all brawn and no brain...Though I can see the attraction of all that brawn, I’d tire of it in the end I reckon. Oh I can be fickle.

A mans man doesn’t mean I want Mr Hirsute! I don’t like lots of hair! I think I was scared by a Gorilla as a child. It also excludes men who drown in football and don’t know how to wash!

Down to earth and straight talking means not flowering stuff up with bullshit. Doesn’t mean you have to be a pig, attention seeking or a blithering idiot - just don’t be weird!

Oh and don’t be giving me your phone number in the first mail, I dont use Kik (there are enough pervs on there already) and I don’t wanna see your cock ...well, actually, possibly, NO! What am I saying! Keep your baby birds to yourselves men...

You know you wanna....