Pick Up Lines
Has anyone else been getting lots of corona-inspired chat up lines ! Hit me with your best ones :'D
He whispers seductively...I've got some ultra soft Charmin toilet paper... and I'm saving it especially for someone like you...
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Enigma.. - 23 Sep, 2023 - 10:59AM
If I hear/read “that” pick up line from “Friends the tv series” one more time…. I’ll (No further comment) 🙄
Ok…. A further comment 😃.
Here’s a wee clue…. Joey 😂.
Personally my favourite character was Chandler 😉💋
Paula99 - 23 Sep, 2023 - 05:52AM
If your guy can hold a conversation there is no need for there is no need for ‘pick up lines’…this isn’t the 1970.s😁
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Scouse30 - 22 Sep, 2023 - 07:58PM
So thank me after for this one guys so me and my mates where talking about this a couple years back and my mates grandad just came out with the best one I've ever heard. So you see the guy woman of your dreams you just casualy walk up to her and say excuse me you couldn't help please and after they say yes you say I'm helping my little cousin out he's got a school project about local people and he's just got a couple questions and after it's over they would like to give you there outcome and then you say so you say if 3 different local restaurants are free this Saturday what would you choose and would you go then after they say yes you give them couple dishes and ask what would you choose then you say is it okay to get your number so the school can respond and after she gives it you say see you Friday boom. P.s always have little note pad and pen
Mister.E.Mann - 22 Sep, 2023 - 11:12AM
Hmm... maybe I've got this wrong but I don't use pickup lines. I study the person's profile and try to get a hook on their personality and desires. Then I try to craft a personal message the best way I can, in the hope of eliciting a favourable response. I try to be as honest as possible as I find it hard to remember lies! 😁
I've not been too successful so far so maybe the corny one-liners would be better... or maybe I'm just too boring 😄
... I'll get my coat 😉
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Seeking.something.exciting - 21 Sep, 2023 - 11:15PM
Think one of my favourites was “are you a Covid mask? Because I’d love you wrapped round my face”😂
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Rjrj1990 - 21 Sep, 2023 - 12:42PM
I think good conversation and humour beats a pickup line. Perhaps it's just me who thinks that the usual pick up lines are cringe?
shaved_dave - 15 Sep, 2023 - 09:57PM
@Beckysharp
I think women don't need pickup lines.. You just need to say hi and that would do the job.
But this is what I would suggest as a line for you...
I am not really called Becky nor am I picky! If you got no game this could be tricky!
Beckysharp - 14 Sep, 2023 - 10:45AM
I might try it shaved_dave! Does it work?
My name isn’t really Becky and I’m actually very dull…
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shaved_dave - 14 Sep, 2023 - 10:34AM
@Beckysharp
Because now we have a conversation starter.. Most people reply because they want to know exactly what you said...
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shaved_dave - 14 Sep, 2023 - 10:16AM
I am bad at pickup lines... I just say what in my mind at the time. Some times it works sometimes it doesn't.
I used this one... Hi! I am neither shaved nor I am called Dave! What's your name?
Petruchio911 - 27 Aug, 2023 - 01:01AM
Sandypops
What a chat up line. ........lm guessing hes 45 unshaven and lives alone in a 1 bed flat and is sat in his string vest n pants with his whippet.
Prob watches babestation all day and has a large collection of used tissues.
P911 kleenex
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Legs&Eyes - 26 Aug, 2023 - 01:07PM
Petruchio911 - 26 Aug, 2023 - 12:47AM
Haha, thats funny! Nope, but travelled on one!
@Sandypops
Wow, he's classy, a keeper for sure....... #passthesickbag
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Sandypops - 26 Aug, 2023 - 02:26AM
I wish I'd been on here when the COVID lines were being used, some are hilarious (if any were seriously used) but that's just up my street, stupid ice breakers that make me laugh.
At least it might have saved me from the guy tonight ...
'You're hot, can I have sex with you'
My reply 'if I had sex with every man who said I was hot, I'd be a very busy girl'
His reply 'Can I at least lick you out, even if you've just had sex with someone?'
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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Petruchio911 - 26 Aug, 2023 - 12:47AM
(C) Copyright Legs & Eyes 2023 all rights reserved.
Plum brunette from Wakefield.......have you ever worked on a cruise ship .....ha ha.
Its Manchester Pride this weekend......time to break out my striking pink organza dress...pearls and heels.
P911 mardi gras
Funguy77 - 25 Aug, 2023 - 10:41PM
God Iv had a drink lol should I be on here 🍺🍷🥃
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Funguy77 - 25 Aug, 2023 - 05:13PM
No they don’t work it’s just a bit of fun on hear . Always best to be yourself
The sarcasm levels in me are rising lol
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Mister.E.Mann - 25 Aug, 2023 - 04:48PM
Do these chat up/pick up lines and pithy one liners actually attract the "more mature" women? I've never used them, feeling that they are, at best, corny or, at worst, puerile. I go for something flattering followed by something about why I'm sending the message (which may include an attempt at humour). Everything is honest because I'm not that good at remembering to whom I've told which lie and it's really not worth creating a false persona.
Is this where I'm going wrong?
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logicboy - 25 Aug, 2023 - 03:32PM
What's the difference between a pick up line and an ice breaker?
Genuine quest on by the way - NOT a pick up line (or an ice breaker?)!!
Funguy77 - 25 Aug, 2023 - 12:16PM
@ Hedone - 25 Aug, 2023 - 11:27AM
None I’ll leave her all for you sunshine
Hedone - 25 Aug, 2023 - 11:27AM
FunGuy
Which one are you going to use on Exotic Orchid or do you have a special one saved up?
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Funguy77 - 25 Aug, 2023 - 10:54AM
Ok so here we go
1 Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a connection.
2 Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.
3 Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
4 Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
5 Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
6 Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
7Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
😅
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Legs&Eyes - 25 Aug, 2023 - 08:25AM
Petruchio911 - 25 Aug, 2023 - 01:04AM
Lol.... it wasnt the bit about boobs, ass or legs nor hair or heels...
But theres about 35 lines to choose from so he cut the bits that were more generic and used them!
I know how writers feel now about plagiarism....... haha... and like Enigma, I want to copyright it!!
Haha..... #outraged
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Petruchio911 - 25 Aug, 2023 - 01:04AM
Legs & Eyes
I presume he didnt copy it verbatim, unless he iis also a plum brunette who looks good in heels?
At weekends my name is Mandy!
P911 Drag Race
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mipaulac - 24 Aug, 2023 - 09:44PM
Legs&Eyes - 24 Aug, 2023 - 10:24AM
Quite flattering really !!! .........................................a bit of trans plagiarism ......😉😉😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Hedone - 24 Aug, 2023 - 04:08PM
Can I fill you with my baby batter
And yes people that’s why I am the way I am on here ! 🤨
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Enigma.. - 24 Aug, 2023 - 11:29AM
Legs&Eyes…
Perhaps I should copy write my profile lol.
I’d make a fortune 😉❤️
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Dotty Green - 24 Aug, 2023 - 10:57AM
Legs and eyes and Enigma - Luckily my profile is that of a 72 year old in Cornwall who likes knitting and tea - not much to copy and paste from there
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Legs&Eyes - 24 Aug, 2023 - 10:36AM
Just checked - yes its still my wording in his profile 2 months later!
Lucky lady that catches him..... haha.....
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Legs&Eyes - 24 Aug, 2023 - 10:24AM
Enigma.. - 24 Aug, 2023 - 10:11AM
Yes I had it about 2 months ago, a guy here in Leeds kept looking at my profile and never messaging. I looked at his eventually - to discover a whole chunk of my bloody wording written into his profile?!!? As a copy and paste, didnt even change the style to suit the rest of his profile...
Its a cheap, useless guy in my opinion, that has to copy and paste a females wording into his own profile cos he 'thought it sounded fantastic' - he didnt actually say whether it was representative of him or not, he just liked the wording????
God, this place.........
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Enigma.. - 24 Aug, 2023 - 10:11AM
I don’t… Covid jokes that is…
However I can now inform you all (drum roll please)…
My profile (male membership wise, here in Scotland) is now being copied and pasted.
To make them appear more interesting. Seriously!!
I don’t know wither to be insulted or take it as a compliment.
😒😏😂🤷🏼♀️🤔
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Beckysharp - 24 Aug, 2023 - 09:55AM
LongThickJohn - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:06PM
If covid-19 doesn’t take you out.. can I?
Last one!
Brilliant 😂. Me and my then lover decided to carry on meeting due to mental health reasons…. And to trade our ‘unnecessary items’ we’d purchased obvs!
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TheBoredHousewife - 25 Feb, 2023 - 05:12PM
Paula99 - 25 Feb, 2023 - 02:40PM
A demon! Run!!
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Girl4treat - 25 Feb, 2023 - 04:45PM
@Paula99 I got that too.
However, my favourite pick up is something in the line of 'know what you want on IE and be kind' 😲and he then followed with "sorry the message went before I finished writing it" and nothing else. Just those 2 messages. I didn't bother scratching my head. 😁
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Paula99 - 25 Feb, 2023 - 02:40PM
This is a classic …
I have an 8 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears. 😖…
What the hell is that all about ?
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Reeby007 - 13 May, 2020 - 09:51AM
ICU and I will make you feel alive again
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1353301 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 01:02PM
I find my profile pic is what starts the conversation, and what you have on your profile, its best to keep it personal and friendly
And something that shows your personality I'm not called sexy for nothing 😉
1376917 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:47PM
If I told you you’ve got a beautiful body would you hold it against me (rain check at least for sunnier days)?
1377030 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:24PM
I think chat up (or is it ‘pick-up’) lines are best when they’re timeless, but tongue in cheek. Or they at least get a response of some kind.. although hopefully a positive one!
An engaging one that works quite often is the dream job scenario.. “pick a dream job: puppy photographer or pizza critic?” In my experience, millennials can’t resist replying to that.. of course, how you steer that conversation really matters then.
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1376887 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:11PM
I’m going one better than my last rolo, I’ll give you my last toilet roll.
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LongThickJohn - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:06PM
If covid-19 doesn’t take you out.. can I?
Last one!
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LongThickJohn - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:05PM
You can’t spell quarantine without “u r a q t”
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1377030 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:02PM
“Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.”
GarminGPS - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:02PM
This social distancing isn’t hard, especially for married people.....they’ve been doing it for years 🤣
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MaharajaMac - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:01PM
Let me unlock your passions during the lockdown
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GarminGPS - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:59AM
We all love our NHS and everything they do...but we equally need our own version of NHS...the Nationwide Humping Service...lockdown has created a throng of needy peeps out there....Pandemic number 2 on the rise
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1335227 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:54AM
Here are two for you
~Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight
~That mask brings out the beauty in your eyes
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1368132 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:52AM
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends in the hope of being able to make them laugh with at least one of them...
No pun in ten did.... 😁
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ExoticOrchid - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:36AM
Have seen this on social media:
"Single male with toilet rolls would like to meet single ladies with hand sanitizer for good clean fun"
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MaharajaMac - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:27AM
I have a lot of PPE - Pussy Pleasing Equipment
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1365842 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:20AM
I got send this the other day 🙈 "Is yur name Waldo as a gurl like you is hard to find" I was like whats a gurl 😂
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JoshUK9 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:18AM
Providing care and services for the vulnerable beautiful women fearing mental health concerns coming from lack of attention at home.
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A fish called wanda - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:10AM
I saw this on Twitter:
Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelves.
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LongThickJohn - 20 Apr, 2020 - 11:01AM
Anyone looking for some quarantainment?
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sussexgirl94 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 10:45AM
“Once this lockdown is over let’s lock-in together” - I wasn’t sure how I felt about it when I first read it and on reading it again I’m still not sure if I like that’s it at least topical? 🙈
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1376110 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 09:08AM
Toilet paper? What's that? I've had to use rizzla papers lol
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1373340 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 06:25AM
Be my quarantine! 😅
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