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Has anyone else been getting lots of corona-inspired chat up lines ! Hit me with your best ones :'D

He whispers seductively...I've got some ultra soft Charmin toilet paper... and I'm saving it especially for someone like you...

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Enigma.. - 23 Sep, 2023 - 10:59AM

If I hear/read “that” pick up line from “Friends the tv series” one more time…. I’ll (No further comment) 🙄

Ok…. A further comment 😃.

Here’s a wee clue…. Joey 😂.

Personally my favourite character was Chandler 😉💋


Paula99 - 23 Sep, 2023 - 05:52AM

If your guy can hold a conversation there is no need for there is no need for ‘pick up lines’…this isn’t the 1970.s😁

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Scouse30 - 22 Sep, 2023 - 07:58PM

So thank me after for this one guys so me and my mates where talking about this a couple years back and my mates grandad just came out with the best one I've ever heard. So you see the guy woman of your dreams you just casualy walk up to her and say excuse me you couldn't help please and after they say yes you say I'm helping my little cousin out he's got a school project about local people and he's just got a couple questions and after it's over they would like to give you there outcome and then you say so you say if 3 different local restaurants are free this Saturday what would you choose and would you go then after they say yes you give them couple dishes and ask what would you choose then you say is it okay to get your number so the school can respond and after she gives it you say see you Friday boom. P.s always have little note pad and pen


1614937 - 22 Sep, 2023 - 11:12AM

Hmm... maybe I've got this wrong but I don't use pickup lines. I study the person's profile and try to get a hook on their personality and desires. Then I try to craft a personal message the best way I can, in the hope of eliciting a favourable response. I try to be as honest as possible as I find it hard to remember lies! 😁

I've not been too successful so far so maybe the corny one-liners would be better... or maybe I'm just too boring 😄

... I'll get my coat 😉

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Seeking.something.exciting - 21 Sep, 2023 - 11:15PM

Think one of my favourites was “are you a Covid mask? Because I’d love you wrapped round my face”😂

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Rjrj1990 - 21 Sep, 2023 - 12:42PM

I think good conversation and humour beats a pickup line. Perhaps it's just me who thinks that the usual pick up lines are cringe?


shaved_dave - 15 Sep, 2023 - 09:57PM

@Beckysharp

I think women don't need pickup lines.. You just need to say hi and that would do the job.

But this is what I would suggest as a line for you...

I am not really called Becky nor am I picky! If you got no game this could be tricky!


Beckysharp - 14 Sep, 2023 - 10:45AM

I might try it shaved_dave! Does it work?

My name isn’t really Becky and I’m actually very dull…

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shaved_dave - 14 Sep, 2023 - 10:34AM

@Beckysharp

Because now we have a conversation starter.. Most people reply because they want to know exactly what you said...

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Beckysharp - 14 Sep, 2023 - 10:23AM

Why is your username shaved_dave then?!

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