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Wildest excuses you’ve told to avoid getting caught…

I’ve had my fair share of nerve-wracking moments over the years when I’ve had to think on my feet to keep my affair under wraps, and it got me thinking… I can’t be the only one, right? What’s the most creative excuse you’ve used, or the closest call you’ve had, to keep your secret safe? For me, I once had to fake a car breakdown to explain why I was “running late” coming home. Nearly got caught, but it worked! :sweat_smile:

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Comments (58)

Thanos McM - 06 Jul, 2025 - 09:56PM

Thanks, now I have a notepad of excuses!
On a serious note, if you're having make wild excuses then you're living dangerously.


laugar164 - 06 Jul, 2025 - 05:45PM

If your having to find excuses your not mature enough to have an affair ,also by taking those sort of risks you also put your affair partner at risk if you get found out , nothing like a scorned partner looking for revenge

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Veeash - 06 Jul, 2025 - 05:12PM

I said I had to go out with work colleagues as we were meeting clients


Elan3000 - 06 Jul, 2025 - 01:57PM

Wish I could contribute to with a crazy story, but I'm new to this so just taking the great excuse ideas!


87athleticbrown7size - 06 Jul, 2025 - 11:30AM

Forgot to add excuse for midnight car trip to parents. A friend had an accident and I had to help with car at midnight.


87athleticbrown7size - 06 Jul, 2025 - 10:31AM

10 years back when my gf came to my house while parents were out for 2 days trip.
At midnight they parked their car and I almost had a heart attack .
I pushed her down the bed and opened the door. As soon as they went to their bedroom and slept I got her out and rushed out the car. Damn crazy night.


Clickable Connection - 15 Jan, 2025 - 05:11PM

Eclipse17 - 14 Jan, 2025 - 03:26PM

I spat my coffee out reading that 😂😂


DiscoBobulate - 14 Jan, 2025 - 11:54PM

So we close at 12. Shame there wasn’t a single person who wants to talk.


DiscoBobulate - 14 Jan, 2025 - 11:51PM

Shall I get my coat? Sorry, I may have approached this site with too many questions and ideas. I am in love with my married partner, but I am very aware that we both have a connection to each other, that neither of us understand and find so difficult to fathom, let alone control. X


DiscoBobulate - 14 Jan, 2025 - 11:14PM

Harsh. I thought the mature approach from the other party was a breath of fresh air in this modern world of sociopathic attention grabbers. They showed a human understanding of their friends need to find a meaningful connection with someone.

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