Motorhome Madness
I think I’ve just about managed to convince my wife that we should invest in a caravan for ‘family use’. What she doesn’t know is that actually I’m thinking it’ll be the perfect way to meet lovers without arousing suspicion.I reckon it’s the perfect blend of discretion and intimacy… a little private sanctuary on wheels, where you can escape the prying eyes of the world and indulge in some steamy encounters.
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EmnEm123 - 12 Apr, 2024 - 09:09PM
I'm not getting any younger but that sounds so old fashioned and depressing!
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Peaches1 - 12 Apr, 2024 - 08:55PM
I like your adventure! I'm glad I'm not a diva or an entitled princess. Be abit dodge tho explaining why you taking off in the van regular and yes deep clean needed after every adventure.
Prof Sarah Beauchamp - 12 Apr, 2024 - 06:41PM
Very tacky!! I would not be taken in anyone’s camper van sounds like my students would use.
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NinaOakley - 12 Apr, 2024 - 04:43PM
What happens when one of the neighbours gives your wife a dog in the ribs and tells you she saw it rocking at some local beauty spot? Even if you don’t stay close to home I know I cannot visit Dorset, Devon, Cornwall or Wales in the summer and not meet someone I know!
ChocolateAubergine - 12 Apr, 2024 - 04:37PM
A lot to unpack here... but in the interest of providing OP some feedback I will focus on the statement that a motorhome is the "perfect blend of discretion and intimacy"
First, on discretion, that's until your lover forgets a hairclip (or worse) and you hope she doesnt scream much...
As for intimacy, More comfortable that a nice warm hotel room? A big bed, roll top bath, hot power shower, full length mirrors, room service? No fears of police knocking on your van to ask why it is shaking?
And before the inevitable question of cost is raised, you can probably book 100s of rooms before come close to the cost of a motorhome.
I cant see it being a long term solution in most cases.
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Who dares - 12 Apr, 2024 - 03:01PM
In Paris saw a whole line of motor homes apparently used by ladies of easy virtue !
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marklondonengland - 12 Apr, 2024 - 02:11PM
It sounds like a ridiculous idea and I do actually own a classic VW camper. I can't imagine meeting somone online here and suggesting to them that we park up in the Aldi car park for for a quick one. Who even asks these questions?
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