Comments (63)

1329251 - 16 Feb, 2021 - 09:54AM

What do you call a man with a willy in the middle of his face?

(shrugs shoulders) F**k knows

 1 member likes this comment.

ScepticalHusband - 27 Jan, 2021 - 12:08AM

I'm such an ABBA fan, I know them backwards.

When I accused my neighbour of selling dodgy mopeds, he went off on one.

Call this an affair? where are the adodgems?

 1 member likes this comment.

ARJM4 fun - 22 Jan, 2021 - 10:30PM

Too much time on my hands but

🤔 the ladies complain about the effect of gravity on their boobs over time
How come the same effect does not lead to old men being hung like donkeys????

 1 member likes this comment.

Sealover34 - 15 Jan, 2021 - 06:03PM

Young man goes to see a prostitute. She says I will do anything for a fiver as long your request is only three words. So he says ..bang me senseless.. a young submissive man goes to the same place and he says ..beat me up.... Finally an old man goes to visit the prostitute and after listening to her offer says.... PAINT MY HOUSE?....

 1 member likes this comment.

Premiumbond - 15 Jan, 2021 - 03:33PM

I like to defrost the fridge ;-) .... That’s what I call foreplay with my partner atm

Fluffy Sunshine - 10 Jan, 2021 - 10:01AM

Why did the sperm cross the road ?

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

 2 members like this comment.

1430205 - 10 Jan, 2021 - 09:38AM

“Those are nice legs........what time do they open ?”

 1 member likes this comment.

1430017 - 09 Jan, 2021 - 07:46PM

Well here I am, what are your other 2 wishes I wonder!!

1215929 - 09 Jan, 2021 - 04:52PM

My wife came home and said her gynaecologist had told her not to have sex for a few months.
I told her that’s fine as long as you don’t ask for your dentists opinion.

 1 member likes this comment.

Karpmanophobe - 09 Jan, 2021 - 09:50AM

Woman in the police station says she’s not saying anything without her lawyer present. Custody sergeant says “ I thought you were the lawyer”. She replies “I am. Where’s my present ?”

My wife used to tell her workmates that she was leaving early to empty the dishwasher. I preferred to think of it as making love.

I met a woman in the supermarket and she said “I think you’re one of my children’s fathers”. I thought back and asked her if she had been working as an escort a few years ago and been an all night booking where we both got drunk and careless and I didn’t get back in touch and she said “no, I’m your daughters primary school teacher “

 4 members like this comment.