You're there and I'm here

About Me:

... and that temptation begins right here.

I AM your ideal woman as you love it when I say...

I called up your mates and invited them over to watch the match. I'm now off to get the beers
You look so very sexy when you flirt with my friends
Go check on our neighbour sunbathing and tell me what you think of her bikini
I'd rather you didn't acknowledge special occasions, treat yourself to some boy's toys
I love it when you fart. You smell so manly
I can never give those pelvic muscles enough exercise
I'm a lover of all things furry. But rabbits were never meant to be caged
A woman's place is on her knees and I'm more than happy to indulge
I'm off to Tesco darling, can you check there's no snags in my stockings.



I'm a tall leggy blonde. Blue eyed. I still sport a 22 inch waist. Oooops. Something wrong with the 'r' button on my keyboard. I can jog and everything still stays in place. My arse is a firm as it was in my twenties and of course, so is everything else. You'll never hear me say that lines on a woman's face are those of laughter! What the hell??! I'd be off to that Botox clinic in a rush....

Hmmm. Got to vacate now, as it's time for my medication...

Hope to hear from you soon. I know you're there, really I do!

Pick me, pick me. You know you want to!!

Ideal Partner:

You are my ideal man as I love it when you say..

I'm glad that you've decided to ditch the thongs, as you always did suit high waisted knickers
I've thrown away your razor as I don't want you catching cold
Don't get a glass out darling, here's a straw for that wine bottle. One less thing for you to load in to the dishwasher
Let's live everyday as if it's our last, without the sex
I'm glad you cancelled your gym membership. I agree that money is best spent on lunching with your girlfriends
I understand it when you say a man is only for Birthday's/Xmas/Valentine's Day. Call me if you need anything in between
I've really developed an interest for DIY so it saves you another task. I cherish the memory of you helping me to get things up

I know it's you! You CAN tick all of those boxes! Hmmm. Not convinced yet? Then let me tempt you..

Other Interests:

Nature, Arts / Crafts, Museums / Galleries, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Pop / R&B, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Volunteer / Charity, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine

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