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Buttered Crumpet

58, Kent

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Married, Curvaceous body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Romance & Fun, Casual, See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Retail/Consumer
Education:  Technical training/Diploma
Eye Colour:  Blue
Hair Colour:  Light Brown
Religion:  Church of England

Looking for Male between the ages of 48 and 58

Star Sign: Scorpio
Last Active: Online Now!!

About Me:

I am a tall, fit and intelligent woman in my early fifties with a healthy sexual appetite which is woefully unfulfilled. I am looking for a discreet affair with a tall, thoughtful lover of about my own age: I have no intention of turning anyone's world upside-down, least of all mine, but I do want to feel the Earth move and on a regular basis.

There are several really important points here: my lover must be tall and about my own age, so if you're under 6' (and no, 5'9" is not "nearly 6' " any more than 5" is nearly 8") please do not contact me. Likewise, please do not contact me if your photo is from 20 years ago when you were my age, because I find the idea of a geriatric lover painfully close to necrophilia. If we meet and the very first thing I see is that you've lied about your height or age, I will simply turn round and go home because an affair needs to be honest, from the start. You may have noticed I've used the word 'discreet', if you don't know the difference between 'discreet' and 'discrete', go and look them up, but please don't contact me until you can spell. Please also don't bother with lazy Virtual Kisses and sending pictures of your aroused manhood is simply crass and about as erotic as dead cuttlefish.

Still reading? Not only am I tall and in possession of a magnificent décolletage but I am also a self-confessed petrol head with a genuine interest in things mechanical. I love performance cars and will be genuinely interested if you're able to discuss the pros and cons of the Wankel Rotary Engine or even the Voith Schneider propeller!

Have I mentioned that I'm tall? I am not, however, a willowy sylph-like elfin blonde from the pages of Vogue. I am, on the other hand, fit and toned and my embonpoint is a thing of awe. I am an attractive and active woman in my fifties with everything that entails: knowledge, experience, common sense and a healthy, if unfulfilled, sexual appetite. Did I mention my décolletage?

Ideal Partner:

Not only my ideal partner, but ANY partner, MUST be tall and must be within ten years of my own age. I am not looking for a toy boy, neither am I seeking anyone much older than me. I am only sexually attracted to men of my own age, however I am not looking for Brad Pitt or Antonio Banderas and who you are is more important than how you look. That said, if you lie about your age or your height, it will be so utterly obvious when and if we meet that I would have to reject you on the grounds of stupidity, let alone height and age!

I am not seeking casual sex or a series of squalid fumbles starting from the very first date. I want a lover with a healthy sexual appetite who understands that great sex happens within a relationship: an affectionate and caring friendship with a healthy physical dimension. I want an enthusiastic and passionate partner-in-crime so that we both feel the same tingle of anticipation and excitement before a tryst. I want to explore my lover and in turn be explored by him. John Donne's Elegy 20 is what I have in mind.

Other Interests:

Gym / Aerobics, Shopping, Motor Racing, Travel / Sightseeing, Cooking

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