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55, Harpenden

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Divorced, Ample body
5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Other
Education:  College
Eye Colour:  Green
Hair Colour:  Blonde
Religion:  Agnostic/None

Looking for Male between the ages of 45 and 59

Star Sign: Virgo
Last Active: Within 5 Days

About Me:

I'm an interloper on this site. I've snuck on here even though I'm not married or in a relationship. Please don't let that put you off. I have as much to lose as you do and I've no intention of letting that happen. Being single means I have fewer constraints to meeting you and that's a huge positive! I'm a warm, easygoing woman with lots of friends and a happy disposition. I’m enthusiastic about life, good company and laugh a lot. I'm well travelled, bright and amusing. I love lazy mornings in bed, singing badly in the shower and weekends away. I'm also very straight-talking. I can't stand bullsh!t so let's just say what we mean. I love to dine in nice restaurants but I'm even happier eating pizza in bed with you and having lots of laughs. I'm not very needy so if you want a woman who will get anxious if she hasn't heard from you for five minutes, I'm not her. If you love sexy messages and cheeky banter, I'm your girl.

I'm an attractive green eyed blonde with ample assets. Avoid me if skinny or slim are your thing but you might like me if you enjoy a warm soft companion and a bosom for a pillow. I'm 5ft 4 and a size 18 (and very comfortable with that). I'm quite low maintenance and don't have any fake body parts. However I do wear make up, have nice hair and always smell good. You won't catch me with hairy armpits or dirt under my nails. I dress to suit my figure and prefer to be smart casual. Oh and I love nice lingerie and being a bit of a minx.

Ideal Partner:

I'm hoping to meet someone sexy, intelligent, happy, passionate and fun. I don't care what your job is or what car you drive. I'm not bothered about how many times a week you go to the gym or why your wife doesn't understand you. None of that will be relevant to our relationship. Of course we'll become friends and take an interest in each other's lives but we're not going to run off into the sunset. I'd want to see you regularly, ideally once a fortnight, so if you're local to or visit Herts, even better. I'm not married or in a relationship and that's my choice. I'm not a weirdo or Shrek's sister. I love my life. I make my own decisions and am financially independent. So why am I here? I like the fact that you have your own life to lead. I'm not a home wrecker. I don't want your wife's life or to iron your shirts (thanks for the offers though). I'm certainly not looking for love. I just want to meet someone great to spend some quality time with on our own terms. I'm not into one night stands. Just looking for one lucky fella to play with! I assure you of my complete discretion at all times. I don't want any drama. Evenings and weekends are best for me as I work full-time and I never take a sickie. You're here because you want to have your cake and eat it too... I want to have my beefcake and eat it too ;-)

Other Interests:

Nature, Museums / Galleries, Music - Pop / R&B, Dancing, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine

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