akrotiri

About Me:

I'm returning to IE after a sabbatical and want to meet someone whose confident, intelligent and fun with a sense of humour. When I manage to escape from work or family life I spend most of my spare time relaxing in the Village hotel gym and spa. I'm not a member of Mensa but I'd like to think I'm fairly intelligent. I'm extremely well travelled and have a quirky sense of humour....not everyone's cup of tea I appreciate. Due to the sensitive nature of my work I need to be discreet and can promise the same to anyone I meet on here. I'm 5ft 10, have short shaved brown hair at moment, one blue eye and one black eye, stocky in a rugby, salad swerver type of way. 29 inch inside leg, hairy chest with matching back, big hands and teeth like Billy Bob. Been told my penis looks like a button mushroom but booked in for an enhancement/enlargement next week. Clothing style is formal for work and dungarees, string vest and sandals with obligatory brown socks when I'm out on the town. I think my best features are my toes but others say my elbows.

Ideal Partner:

I'm looking for NSA fun, excitement and romance with a like minded woman on a regular basis. Why does NSA cause so much consternation on here? I really don't want to know whether you can knit 1 purl 1, how awful your husband is, who won X Factor, how good your soufflé is or how many slimming world syns you had today. I also don't need the drama, hassle or complications if you're not really sure why you're on here. I want to know what makes you tick, what makes you laugh, what turns you on and how good you are at naked twister. You can kid yourself about how happy you are at home and fill your profile up with as many platitudes as you want about "not rocking any boats" but the real reason most of us are on here is because we are bored and crave attention, affection, passion, fun and romance.

I'm not into endless email tennis so I'd like to meet up for a coffee or glass of wine as soon the preliminaries are out of the way. I'd much rather spend quality time together in a nice restaurant, country pub or hotel and get to know each other. Ideally I'd like a confident woman who's had an affair before and is used to juggling both lives at the same time but I wouldn't rule out an IE virgin aslong as she's thought about the consequences and doesn't spend the entire time together fretting about getting caught!!

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