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lifelessordinary

53, South Yorkshire

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Divorced, Curvaceous body
5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Short Term Relationship, Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Healthcare & Medical
Education:  College
Eye Colour:  Green
Hair Colour:  Blonde
Religion:  Agnostic/None

Looking for Male between the ages of 35 and 99

Star Sign: Cancer
Last Active: Reel her in

About Me:

So why am I here..? If you message me I might just tell you......if we become friends or more I'm very honest, genuine and loyal (not like a labrador, you know what I mean!) I have been told I'm attractive, perhaps they have all been lying to me? Certainly not a dowdy, desperate housewife type, but then again not a label junkie/WAG/slave to botox type, no size zero but not huge either, though that depends on your definition of huge.....I wouldn't get a job in a freak show yet....if you like numbers I'm a size 18
I first joined IE as a married woman in a sexless relationship. Now I’m divorced I don't want another husband. Perhaps someone separated who like me prefers this site to other dating sites. We shall see how things progress….

Ideal Partner:

I will expect you to have thought about this fully, I have no time for guilt trips. I would prefer someone reasonably local or at least someone I am going to see more than twice a year. Distance is an issue no matter how much you say it isnt.
I’d like to find someone who appreciates me not just on a physical level. We need to actually get on out of bed and be able to have a laugh, that is so important. You would be ideally.....tall (yes gents, that means over 5' 8" at least!), not too slim, ohh and I’m partial to a man with a beard ….intelligent, sane, self assured, confident, dominant and not too vanilla (if you dont 'get it' then its not worth explaining) A perfect gentleman until required to be otherwise. Definitely a man who will take the lead, make the first move and knows how to handle a woman. I do have a liking for older men with a twinkle in their eye. Sense of humour a must.
Anyone who cant spell discreet or who writes in text speak please dont bother. Virtual kisses are lazy, string a few words together ....go on surprise yourself! I am not interested in casual sex or one night/day stands ....I need you to get in my head first before you get anywhere else. If all you are looking for is "sum fun" then there are other sites more appropriate. If you have to state the obvious "I'm clean" it puts me off, isn't everyone??


Other Interests:

Nature, Arts / Crafts, Museums / Galleries, Music - Alternative, Music - Dance / Electronic, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Literature / History, Shopping, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Volunteer / Charity, Movies / Cinema, Cooking

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A Single Rose A Bottle of Wine Concert Tickets A Pair of Stilettos Blue Lagoon Tonnes of Chocolates

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