Slightly Bad Boy

About Me:

London/Portsmouth/Surrey

I'm simple, 55 year old fit male, bald, dodgy goaty beard, in good shape (yes, I exercise regularly), no Dad bod or belly here. I do have a reasonable libido so if you're just looking for male companionship, that may not be me. I'm here to meet someone, not chat endlessly.

I work as a professional in the software industry in London (and from home), hence the various locations. I can also hold a decent conversation so not a complete nerd... quite the opposite.

I also like to travel, I love streaming a box set, I love taking my 3 dogs for a walk, and I do like a good conversation and a good laugh. I don't take life too seriously and I'm looking to fill an intimate hole in my life.

I'm a bit old fashioned, I will pay for dinner, drinks, hotel rooms, etc.. unless you make a fuss!

I like:
- live music
- women
- cars and motorcycles
- walking/hiking
- kissing, all over 😛
- wine and the odd beer
- getting to know you
- good food and restaurants
- looking into your eyes as you tell me all about you
- coffee
- stroking your skin.
- real eyebrows, not painted on clown eyebrows that make you look permanently surprised.

I don't like:
- liars, dishonesty
- people who want me to move to another platform and ask for money.
- excessive texting/messaging before meeting. I get it, you want to know me and make sure you're safe... but there comes a point when the rubber needs to meet the road!
- women over size 18. Apologies to you lovely larger ladies, but the physical attraction needs to work.
- fakery.. excessively fat lips put me off, crazy nails put me off, unusually large eye lashes put me off.

There, hopefully I haven't alienated all the females looking for a man on here and if you're still curious, get in touch and let's see where it goes.

Ideal Partner:

I have no ideal partner in mind, preferably a genuine woman in a similar situation. Looking to have fun, not replace a husband or looking for a new one.

I don't mind what you do for a living, be a cleaner, brain surgeon, retired, just be able to talk to me.

Age, I don't mind,
Race - I don't mind,
Height - i don't mind,
Size - as above I do have a limit. I'm not looking for a supermodel, I don't mind short, tall, average, I like a woman with curves and even jiggly bits when the time comes!

Just looking for fun friendship, sexual drama, good or great sex - please not lazy sex. Ideally with one person.

Happy to meet for coffee, drinks, lunch, dinner, whatever in London/Portsmouth/Surrey area to see how it goes.

Other Interests:

Museums / Galleries, Cars / Motorcycles, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Rock, Motor Racing, Computers / Internet, Movies / Cinema, Cooking, Food and Wine

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