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Sartre. J. P.

65, Derbyshire

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Married, Average body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Education & Science
Education:  Bachelors Degree
Eye Colour:  Blue
Hair Colour:  Blonde
Religion:  Other

Looking for Female between the ages of 35 and 70

Star Sign: Taurus
Last Active: Online Now!!

About Me:

Jean Paul has returned, bruised but unbowed. I took a short sabbatical for two reasons, one of little note and the other significant.

The minor reason was the existential threat and vitriol I received from a few IE members who pilloried my previous profile as smutty. I am sure they are hairy bikers somewhere in Fleetwood who pore over the OED and get the reward of an extra rasher on their bacon cob when they discover a word with more than two syllables. Their feigned disgust at my linking sexual pleasures with classical music and viewed it as an attack on common decency. Did Mary Whitehouse spawn hairy bikers?

Many thanks to those who contacted me to let me know that my profile amused and entertained them...

The principal reason for my brief absence was that Simone, Albert ( pronounced Albear) and I took a sojourn to London. Simone and Albert rubbed along together and I was fortunate enough to be accompanied by a mesmerising and sensuous lady. She had the most sparkling eyes imaginable and the mouth and teeth of an angel. When we retired to our small hotel in Chelsea it was heaven. Even though the bed was unkempt my lady knew what to do...my God, Leonard knew how to write a lyric! When we listened to Beethoven’s Pastoral she moaned a lot. When I looked up and asked whether I should change the music she simply flashed a smile and lay back down.

When we returned we agreed to stay in touch and perhaps recreate a mind-blowing experience. When I arrange the inaugural IE Convention I will invite the hairy bikers as guests of honour. They can regale us with their desiccated tales of romance.

For those of you who are still with me on this tale, I would be delighted to hear from you. You never know, we may forge our own piece of Cohen magic to recount at the Convention..

If you like taking risks and want a hedonistic time then close your ears to the naysayers and drop me a line. We will leave Simone and Albert at home...they can muse together whilst we share a pleasant time in Chelsea.

Just to remind you I am a retired academic and still love the idea of ravishing a lady to the sound of Maxim Vengerov playing Rachmaninov’s ‘Rhapsody on a Theme for Paganini’. Man of many parts with most of them still working; full head of hair and still very active. Enjoy stimulating and robust conversations on art, literature, history and politics.

Join me and leave those hairy bikers behind and come into a land of honey and plenty...

Jean Paul

Ideal Partner:

Offspring of Mary Whitehouse and any members of the Festival of Light should walk on by. Tighten your wheel nuts or polish your horn but leave mine alone. Those with a fine mind and love of conversation with robust discussion and a little sauce thrown in are more than welcome to get in touch. I do not take myself too seriously (though there are those who see me as a threat to world peace). I am just as interested in your mind as I am your body. At my age the flesh is fragile but the intellect is still razor sharp. If you like Chelsea we could take in a tour of the area, perhaps call on Thomas Carlyle and his wide Jane in Cheyne Walk. Energised we could then retreat to our little oasis and think of Leonard and Maxim...

Other Interests:

Nature, Museums / Galleries, Music - Classical / Opera, Politics, Literature / History, Theatre / Ballet

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