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43, Ipswich

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Married, Curvaceous body
5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm)
Looking for: See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Regular Smoker,  Non-Drinker

Occupation:  Accounting
Education:  High/Secondary school
Eye Colour:  Blue
Hair Colour:  Other
Religion:  Other

Looking for Male between the ages of 35 and 49

Star Sign: Sagittarius
Last Active: Within 24 Hours

About Me:

Brutally Honest Profile Alert:

First Things First: consider me a brain in a jar. The price of formaldehyde means I don’t travel, as spillages are expensive. Still there?

Ok, the brain is fascinated by the why of things. History, language, physics, philosophy, social anthropology. Which I think covers pretty much everything. The brain is curious and loves learning. It feeds on quotes and trivia.

The body is equally unusual. I have sufficient mobility issues for a collection of crutches and sticks, and I’ll put my hands up to being one of the cancer statistics.6 months in remission, I have hair, but it’s frustratingly short. I’m also curvy, heavily inked, battle-scarred, and a smoker. I reckon the drop out rate is pretty high by now, but if you’re looking for pristine, move right along.

I'm sensual, broad-minded and thoughtful. I’m sarcastic, dry and bright. I’m complex and silly. I’ll take a book over TV, and listen to a huge Jukebox covering Mozart, Queen, Fleetwood Mac and Slipknot. Music be the food of just about everything. No contrived cacophony please.

If you’re still reading, give yourself a gold star

Ideal Partner:

Be open-minded and non-judgemental, and take things as they happen. Accept the different. I’m looking to escape reality as much as the next person. Possibly more.

Manners would be good. I know I’m not to everyone’s (anyone’s?) taste, but a “thanks but no thanks” is polite. The ugly block (password please. Eye bleach please. Block member please) is just plain rude. Say Baldrick (or whatever your safe word is) and at least I’ll know you didn’t poke your eyes out with a rusty grapefruit spoon. I really don’t want that on my conscience, thanks.

I might be inked, but that doesn’t mean I’ll fulfil that kink no one else will.

Beyond that? No idea. If you can teach me a new language, fantastic. Generally I need my mind stimulating, and I want to feel desirable. I sure as skit ain’t looking for a carer.

And yes, I know this is the worst sales pitch ever. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Other Interests:

Cars / Motorcycles, Music - Rock

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