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Macebell

57, Scunthorpe

Married, Average body
6'0'' (183cm) or above
Looking for: Friendship, Short Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, Casual, See how it goes

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Healthcare & Medical
Education: College
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Bald
Religion: Other

Looking for Female between the ages of 30 and 99

Star Sign: Aries
Last Active: Within 2 Hours

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About Me:

Yes, that avatar is actually me. I.E. asked me if I would model for them! The fact I am so physically amazing and the fact I am like a teenage sexual jackhammer is what makes me so popular. Now if you believe that, you'll belive anything :)

I am as honest as I need to be. I have been married over 20 years. I have no wish to hurt anyone close to me or close to you. I am discreet and would like someone who values privacy as much as I do.

I am quite tall at 6'4” so no problem wearing heels but historically short women prefer me and not tall. But I’m happy with either.

I have a kind of muscular, cuddly, bouncer, rugby player type build. I have a hairy chest. I have been working on getting back into shape. I strength train, heavy KB and Indian Mace. If you know, you know.
Imagine Tyson Fury crossed with Eddie Hall in the off season without the effect of being punched in the face, you won't be far off the mark.

I have no tattoos or piercings. I tend to dress casually, jeans and a polo top etc. Not a suit kind of a guy.

I like to walk my dogs and most of the time when I am not scrubbed up I am covered in muddy pawprints.

I do like a good laugh, but my sense of humour can be quite dark and quirky. A throwback to my emergency service days.

I do class myself as intelligent and others would describe me that way too. But I didn’t enjoy university.

Please get in touch, especially if you are within driving distance or prepared to meet half way.

Ideal Partner:

Well, you could ignore the rest if you just understand that I am looking for a very, very good friend and lover. Obviously with benefits to us both.

One and only one lover. I’m not into juggling.

I would like someone with a good personality, chatty and can laugh at herself. If you say "Does my bum look big in this"? And I jokingly answer "Yes" and you want to sulk for a week, we won't get along :)

I value long term relationships and I think intimacy is better when you start to get to know the person you are intimate with. Not really into one night stands or brief encounters. Plus, I’m really not the sugar daddy type.

I am a sensual kisser. I like hand holding, hugging, stroking, touching and teasing.

There is no need to be self conscious. None of us are perfect, I am presuming you are a woman of roughly my age. You may have had children and your body like mine is not that of a teenager.

I like to stay in touch with messages etc. Stolen moments and planned phone calls.

If we are both approaching this from the same angle, we both know what we can get away with and be discreet.

If you think you might fit the bill even in a small way then please get in touch. Coffee, glass of coke, beer or wine and a chat first would be better than a fumble in a car park or lay bye.
Plus at this height I would really need to turn up in an articulated lorry to be able to do much in a vehicle other than give you a hug and a kiss.