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Foolsunhorses

48, Kingston

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Separated, Athletic body
6'0'' (183cm) or above
Looking for: Short Term Relationship, Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, Casual, See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Management/HR
Education:  College
Eye Colour:  Brown
Hair Colour:  Brown
Religion:  Atheist

Looking for Female between the ages of 38 and 56

Star Sign: Virgo
Last Active: Within 24 Hours

About Me:

In a vain attempt to make myself sound fascinating but ever since someone had a bat sandwich and none of us can go anywhere the highlight of my week is supermarket sweep at Tesco's. I have written my profile about 28 times already as it’s almost impossible to make yourself sound appealing, so far I have tried:

Funny: litter the profile with many amusing amusements that eventually people think you are a clown and try to book you for kids birthdays or as an alternative to when the telly is rubbish

Serious: This is also fraught with danger, too serious and people think you are about as much fun as a rusty frying pan, too little and.....well you could be bordering on normal and who wants normal.

I am a sucker for a day out and a cheeky weekend away or quite content firing up the BBQ and relaxing in the garden whilst making sure sausages are only identifiable by their dental records. Now listen ladies we know you some of you like a filter but unless you are going to rock up with a dogs ears and nose or someone else’s eyes then there is really no need.
As no one ever reads this far down I can pretty well write whatever I like.....I enjoy stealing dinner money from small children and pushing over old people. Sometimes when I'm bored I like to go to the bottom of the garden, cover myself in earth and pretend I'm a carrot.......Coming here is like a shopping trip to TK Maxx, it’s full of fakes and nothing is the right size! If you are going to ‘like’ me then at least send a message or it’s just weird.About my date........can you be lovely please!!! There that's not too shallow...is it?

I am looking for one person to meet frequently, quality over quantity all day long!

Ideal Partner:

Cool, drama free, funny and the kind of person I can’t keep my hands off.......

Other Interests:

Nature, Museums / Galleries, Gardening, Music - Pop / R&B, Literature / History, Cycling, Motor Racing, Ice / Snow Sports, Movies / Cinema, Cooking, Food and Wine

Gifts Received Recently :

Picnic Hamper Bottle of Wine Bottle of Cologne Handcuffs Silver Cufflinks

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