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Married, Average body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: Casual, See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Other
Education:  High/Secondary school
Eye Colour:  Grey
Hair Colour:  Black
Religion:  Agnostic/None

Looking for Female between the ages of 25 and 60

Star Sign: Aquarius
Last Active: Within 24 Hours

About Me:

I'm a married fella but I'm GoInG oUt Of mY nUt WiTh BoReDoM because my wife is happy with not having sex and I am one of those savage cavemen types with boundless energy who needs to pass on my DNA before a sabre toothed tiger gets me. Or like a dug wi a bag ae chips. You pick your favourite.

Most nights I sit alone in the corner, bubbling spit and peeling the wallpaper so I'm looking to change that.

I do love my wife, but fundamentally, she's a facebook person and I'm a twitter person so you can see why I cant exist like this :D

Here's what I can promise you - nothing more than NSA sex and chat so my username is like a ronseal advert - does what is says on the tin ! I'll be very upfront about that now. If you are looking for something more or deeper to eventually blossom into something permanent, then I wish you well on your search, but I am not for you. That's not to say that it will strictly be that - I'm full of banter and good chat too. I got smarts as well as sexy :)

I'm never sure who is genuine here as I seem to get a lot of messages from people who are FAR too far away for a casual illicit encounter once with, never mind repeatedly, so I honestly don't know what to think. Ideally I want a regular casual sex meet up with a woman who lives in the same street :D !! #awantmahole

I've had a few people message me here who are very local and if they are real, and they actually might seem to be, I'd love to meet them, so just in case you;re wondering if I'm a fake profile too, Central Perk used to be called the Drookit Duck - I'm really real.

Who knows, maybe I'll meet you on the high street one day - it's bloody empty enough !! #thetoonisdeid


Ideal Partner:

What I'm looking for is very difficult to put my finger on.

Friends of mine say I have no standards, but these are guys who only have eyes for blonde, big boobed barbie types.

I love all types of women and can see the sexy in all of them as long as it comes from a good place inside. Age and weight don't matter to me, except if you're too young or are morbidly obese. I have it set at 25 as the lowest I will go for good reason. And even at that, large ladies need loving too ;X

If you are a shallow vacuous type of person, don't matter how beautiful you may be on the outside, I can't find you attractive.

I'd love to find someone REAL for a start, someone I can have a laugh with, chat away to, make smile and meet up weekly or fortnightly with so we can bone the eff out of each other.

If that sounds like something you're into, I'm your guy.

Other Interests:

Nature, Computers / Internet, Movies / Cinema

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