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The Content King

54, Derby

Living Together, Athletic body
6'0'' (183cm) or above
Looking for: Short Term Relationship, See how it goes

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Government
Education: College
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Bald
Religion: Other

Looking for Female between the ages of 40 and 65

Star Sign: Aquarius
Last Active: Waiting for Mrs Right

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About Me:

I can be the dog who bites a bit beyond you saying ouch. I can be devine and kiss it like it wasn't me. Context is key. I can do culture low from kebabs high to Kiarostami. I prefer to play out strengths in private and feign weakness to hide in public.

Here because my domestic arrangement whilst initially sparked by kismet and kink had them transformed to loyal companions and cleaning the sink.

Rationality is overrated. I'll find the reasons to justify the mystery of a choice.

Our thoughts not our situations make things saucy .... an exposed strap as the Winter woolly falls to your shoulder.... seeing snow through a steamy bus window is enough .....nature's colours in a crisp Autumn woods or neon light on 'have me' heels in the High St... either works for me.

I don't need 'success', sommeliers or superwomen to turn me on. With semi-apologies to Prince.

An eye for detail down to deniers and a firm grip on reality that I shouldn't squander sexting into cyberspace. I offer real life untamed attention inspired by scents....your reactions.... and my intuition.

I will make evenings work but rarely weekends..... ideally I want some afternoon tease.

Ideal Partner:

It' should just feel like fate has fashioned me a stranger I've always known...

Ideal people are far too intimidating for me to ever meet them and hopefully you are here as a result of a heady human cocktail of your weaknesses as much as your strengths. I’d rather the mechanical approach was kept to a minimum and let magick and guesses guide me. But broadly you’ll be:

More a lake dweller at dusk than an all night raver. A Nancy Friday nerd not fashionably Fifty Shades.

At peace that physical perfection lies not this side of heaven and a Just Eat subscription.

I need someone who wants to confess over custard creams...be deftly unshod of her shoes and shackles....her worries and Wolfords.... returning gently renewed to the cotton wash and cost of living world.

A purposefully part time acquiescence to Toytown. Undiluted....full fat....binary... ...irresponsible.....fossil fuelled fun for the grown ups.

Does it necessarily have to make much sense? God forbid it to be too cool, or nonconsensually cruel just no more of the usual.

Put "WhyKnotKnowSurrender" in any correspondence title by way of authentication.