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53, Luton

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Married, Average body
6'0'' (183cm) or above
Looking for: See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Self-employed
Education:  College
Eye Colour:  Brown
Hair Colour:  Brown
Religion:  Church of England

Looking for Female between the ages of 50 and 65

Star Sign: Libra
Last Active: Within 24 Hours

About Me:

Ok finding myself on a site where everyone is obviously honest and trustworthy here goes with the profile….

I am in a dead-end job literally also known as an undertaker, over the years I have worked my way up from lining coffins with shredded paper and polyethene sheet to digging large holes in the ground. Thanks to my total dedication and eye for detail (being able to spot a corpse) I have been allowed to drive the hearse, so I guess that’s my company car now and if we meet up for a drink you may be lucky enough to ride in this amazing vehicle, you might find the curtains a bit gloomy but at least it has them! You will have wear cotton gloves I don’t want to be wiping off fingerprints after every outing, also the head room in the bedroom is not great but you will just love the flowers!

One more point for you girls that like rich guys who pay for everything as the driver I now earn just above minimum wage so I can stretch to investing on this site’s membership provided I shop at Aldi. If we meet up, I don’t mind standing one drink in the pub to get glasses then will need to top up from a hidden bottle it works out so much cheaper and you can have a slightly larger measure.

With regards to appearance I am typical for the job I do, years of carrying the coffins has made me squat and dumpy and the hat has worn all my hair away. Think round short dumpy bald freckles and ginger tones.

So now you’re thinking is this profile for real you’re obviously hoping it is, there is only one way to find out……

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