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LucifersKiss

45, Essex

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Married, Average body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: Short Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, Casual, See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Light / Social smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  IT/Communications
Education:  Bachelors Degree
Eye Colour:  Blue
Hair Colour:  Light Brown
Religion:  Agnostic/None

Looking for Female between the ages of 21 and 50

Star Sign: Aries
Last Active: Within 24 Hours

About Me:

Suave, sophisticated, debonair...and full of crap ๐Ÿ˜‚ (well sometimes I'm not, but then where's the fun in that, we come here to get away from that right?)

I'm amazing at breaking camera lenses from 200m away. And if you get close enough, and squint I might just about pass for Shrek ๐Ÿ˜‚

I have a phobia of cameras, it's quite a bad condition, I am just about capable of putting a couple up here for you.

Full time professional geek, part time souldrinker and keeper of those that have fallen from grace, with occasional Deadpool tendencies.
My sense of humour is very much a Marmite kind of thing; you're either liking it or loathing it.

Gentlemanly when required.
Animal when required.

Not intimidated easily, but if you hit the right buttons, I can become a gibbering wreck (in a good way)๐Ÿ˜‚

By Nature:
Sympathetic, Tenacious, Reasonably well grounded,
Has a sense of humour (for better or worse)
Self aware, Not too bad at listening and conversation, Passionate, Loving, Caring, Tactile.
Mostly relaxed...

Ideal Partner:

What am I looking for?
It's a hard task to strike the balance
I will be prescriptive for you, it makes my life easier ๐Ÿ˜

NO THANKS:
1a. I want a woman not a stick insect.
1b. Sizes are a bit limiting; you can be athletic and yet still a size 14/16/20 (think hard about that one)
1c. Sizes are a bit limiting; you can be slim or average and yet cuddly or curvaceous (again, think hard)
2. Clichรฉ users. I want to see something original, something that inspires me to want to get to know you and or invite you to meet. Show me your sex organs (BRAIN).
3. Takes themselves too seriously. My sense of humour can be pretty off the wall.
4a. No "ideal" profile? Nothing entered... Nothing gained. Pretty much 0% chance of you getting what you want, sometimes you just need to ask.
4b. If you don't know what you want, but know when you see it, then you probably need to watch more porn or read/flick through some male fashion catalogues to get a better idea. It's kinda like shopping on Amazon.
5. My all time favourite...Ghosting...be as classy as you promote yourself to be and bear in mind that men get just as pissed about it as women. Disengage in pretty much the same way as you would engage...politely.
6. Be polite if you find me not to be your taste (also see 5)

YES PLEASE:
1a. Red hair+Green eyes=Win!
1b. All other hair colours accepted.
1c. All other eye colours accepted
2. Tactile
3. Likes Hugs
4. Likes Kisses (I need more practice ๐Ÿ˜‚)
5. Non-judgmental (as much as possible)
6. Consider yourself disabled? No problem
7. Must not be too timid...shy is natural...overly shy is too much work ๐Ÿ˜‚
8. You need to be passionate
9. You may need to get hot and sweaty between the sheets (can definitely vouch for the aerobic exercise), if it gets that far. Embrace it!..
10. If you just want NSA sex, just say so.

I have recently been informed that my selected age range is somewhat contradictory to my character and caused confusion. This was not intended and was a guide to my preferences (like red hair and green eyes).
We all have our little princess inside and we all suffer Peter Pan syndrome, those numbers are guidelines and high quality people can have exceptions made for them.

If age was an absolute deal breaker nobody would ever drink a bottle of vintage champagne
Or Beaujolais Nouveau ๐Ÿ˜‚

This profile is still under construction .. you may wish to check back later

Other Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Music - Rock, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Computers / Internet, Cooking, Food and Wine

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