About Me:

Like most people on here (I’m guessing), I’m married. I’m looking for attention from someone who is in a similar position to myself.
I need to have that instant ‘click’ with someone. Butterflies in the tummy would be great. I’ll know immediately if you interest me or not.
I’m very shallow so looks are important to me. That possibly makes me sound bad, and if that’s the case, too bad .. I hope I don’t look too shabby for my advancing age, with luck I won’t let you down (if you fancied Grotbags as a child that is ..).

Ideal Partner:

I’m struggling a bit with this talking about myself stuff. Please be kind ..

What do I want? Hmm I’d like someone to spend occasional days / evenings and rare nights together. I appreciate we’re probably both married so regular meet-ups would be difficult, so I’m realistic to know our time together would be pretty sparse. But because of this I’d like to think it would be all the more special, and the anticipation would be lovely.

So what do I want? A man, baby. A man. A man who’ll hold my hand, kiss my forehead (without me bending down), who knows to walk on the outside of the pavement, who won’t whinge when I want to listen to Duran Duran again (I’ve squeezed Simon le Bon’s bum ..). I want someone who’s phone alter ego makes my tummy jump and gives me a daft grin when I see it on my phone.

As an add-on, I’m ashamed to say I’m a Grammar Nazi so if I see ‘lol’ or similar in a profile or message I’ve lost interest. The same applies to spelling mistakes, and a lack of a grasp of ‘your / you’re’. I’m sorry. It matters to me! Like I say, I’m shallow.

Anyway, make me smile, make me want to know more about you. Basically all I want is the simple stuff. Just like you do too.

Now, pass me a Hobnob ..

Other Interests:

Food and Wine

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