Doktor Avalanche

About Me:

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a 51 year old man hankering after his youth should do something daft.

And so it is. And here I am.

It should be stated that the temptation to 'gild the Lily' is strong.

*euphemism not intended. But then, maybe, it was..

But no Lily gilding here.

I am as advertised. Age unadjusted. And I look like a 51 year old man. Though I think I'm quite good at that. You may of course judge.

Six feet tall. Really. No Cuban heels or multiple pairs of extra thick socks required.

Hair. I have hair. The genetic menace of baldness has failed to manifest. Though more is grey now than once was brown, it remains in situ.

Photos posted here are a) me and b) recent. No scanned pictures from 1990. And I thought I looked ok.

However, after a couple of weeks here, it has become apparent I am deluded (100% reject rate on password supply). On that basis, I'm making my photos public (hope you have a strong stomach) on the grounds that it might at least save us all a little time..

I go to the gym. Well. I did once. In 1989. It was rubbish.

So can't claim to be the proud owner of a rippling torso. But nor have I eaten the contents of a branch of Greggs. 100kg, that is me.

I like to read. I like to talk. I like to laugh. I like to drink good coffee and Earl Grey tea. Don't imagine this singles me out a great deal but nonetheless tis true.

Practicalities:

Daytime is often easier. But not always. With a few days notice I can probably be free for most times. And yes, I can travel.

Whilst virtual communication is fun, my preference is to meet in person. The most chaste of coffee chains is fine- as it's only really face to face that we can really know..

This is a risk. A carefully calculated and calibrated one but a risk nonetheless. You're taking that too. Like me you will want it to be worth it. To make it matter in the safe space it occupies. Let's make that happen together..

*wonders if last bit sounds a bit oily and/or creepy. Decides to run with it anyway.

ADDENDUM: it seems that the honest profile above is of little effect. So, having studied some male profiles, I present an alternative.

Fun loving 42 yr old business owner in charge of my own diary. Fave hobby Iron Man contests and my motorbike. Not looking to rock any boats lol*. Suited and booted in the week smart casual weekends told look younger than my years. Glass half full person seeking ONE discrete** bubbly partner in crime (size 6-8 only) for champagne and cuddles between 1 and 3 every third Tuesday.

How's that?

*upset Apple carts is viable alternative.

**sic

Ideal Partner:

We will know when it's right.

That's it really.

Now, I can add a wishlist, and will in a mo, but people are many and various and can surprise us. We can surprise ourselves.

So. That wishlist.

1. Articulate.

2. Funny.

3. Smart and stylish.

That's it.

I am unconcerned by your dress size, hair colour, or height. You just have to be the Right One. As I said, we will know.

Oh. I'll add a..

4. If you're a UKIP type- best not eh?

Other Interests:

Museums / Galleries, Music - Alternative, Politics, Literature / History, Movies / Cinema, Cooking, Food and Wine

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