Brad Clooney

About Me:

I am a ‘B’ list actor that has been in some very forgettable films…
The follow up to Clint Eastwood’s ‘Unforgiven’ titled ‘Look I said I was sorry!’
Or maybe ‘Saturday Night High Temperature’ & then there was ‘Shaving Ryan’s Privates’
I was a caesarean birth, but it hasn’t affected me except when I get out of the car I climb out the sunroof!
When I was 14 my dad caught me smoking cigarettes & made me smoke 20 in a row. I thought, thank god it wasn’t him that caught me masturbating!
My wife thinks I’m a very mysterious person. If fact she once said ‘I think you’re really deep as no one can be as shallow as you appear to be?’ I think that’s what she said, but I was staring at her tits at the time!
She said I was neglecting her so I said I’d booked a table & we’d go out. I don’t know why I bothered as she didn’t pot a ball all night!
She said that I thought more of football & rugby more than I did of our relationship & then asked me how long we’d been together. I said about 13 seasons!
We were shopping in Tesco once & she turned and said ‘You’re such a lazy bastard!’
I was so shocked I nearly fell out of the trolley!

OK, THE REAL ME…
I'm a good looking, friendly caring person, with a sense of fun and a need for adventure and excitement. Let’s be honest we are all on here for the same reason. We miss the closeness & passion of another person. I am a successful business man with a wicked sense of humour.
I try to keep fit & visit the gym a few times a week & I am very artistic.

Well, there’s a lot to be going on with, mind you, you probably think I’m nuts!
But, in the off chance you’d like to know more let me know…

Ideal Partner:

Someone who is genuinely warm, loving, passionate, tactile, kind, caring, easy going & a good sense of humour. I do like kissing. In fact I am an expert exponent of the ‘Australian kiss’ which is pretty much the same as a French kiss except ‘down under!’
We could always re-enact various scenes from films ‘Nine and a half weeks’ etc.
If you prefer that kind of thing I could call you & talk dirty to you… but some women would call that sexual harassment. Alternatively, you could talk dirty to me, but that’s usually £12.50 a minute, but charges may vary I am told!

Other Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Nightclubs / Clubs, Boxing / Wrestling, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Golf, Gym / Aerobics, Singing / Playing Instrument, Dancing, Tennis / Racket Sports, Computers / Internet, Theatre / Ballet, Movies / Cinema, Cooking, Food and Wine

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