NikViking

About Me:

IE won't let me write what I REALLY want so here's some general drivel: I can't wait to tell you more (hang on to your hats!), but here's a bit to start with: If you're interested (and you're not, really, let's be honest), I'm university educated (Political Science, or A General Waste of Everyone's Time as it's known, I barely even got laid at uni). As for my profession: UNEMPLOYED (thanks Covid and f... you, BT) and I would describe my relationship status as separated (in the words of Motörhead: Bye, Bye, Bitch, Bye, Bye!) and looking for something casual (really, you don't even have to make an effort, show up in your dressing gown and Ugg boots).

I'm one of those people that (surely it should be "who", I'm not a cow) is intelligent, authentic and funny (hilarious even).

This is how I look: brown hair, tall, brown eyes and sporting an athletic body (this was PRE lockdown, now I'm skinny fat. Actually I was always skinny fat, I lied.).

I find satisfaction (not like I touch myself though...) in Star Wars and The Big Lebowski ("We caht off your Chonson!"), what's not for me is Mama Mia (had enough of ABBA growing up). Musically, Metal and Motörhead wins hands down, I'm less fond of Coldplay (as in I really, REALLY hate them, on a deep, basal, almost primal, level).

This will never get approved but hey, it was fun.

Ideal Partner:

Nothing entered

Other Interests:

Nature, Museums / Galleries, Nightclubs / Clubs, Music - Rock, Politics, Literature / History, Baseball / Softball, Movies / Cinema

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